
Why am I the only bear in this airport?

One of my favorite games is “Who put the boner in my pants? Workplace Edition”

Skull & Bones makes some awesome stuff.

Got some new workout gear. It’s been years. The current crop has a … lived in stench. Plus, workouts, better eating, am down almost 20lbs (9kg).

Is this appropriate hotel attire?

This office is about to get way more interesting.

My hotel room is pretty high up!

Nice shaved dome. Tried to keep it clean(ish).

I like this hotel mirror!

Oh man, this new elliptical is making my thighs killer.

Hotel boners hit different.

Nice enough for shade bathing!


Am I still naked if I’m wearing an apron?

Nice enough to chill in the springtime air.

There’s a surprise inside.

Sewn-in jockstrap is a novel feature. Looks like a lime juicer tho. Happy belated Paddy’s Day.

Geez these are some short shorts…but with built in jock support!

Pop quiz: am I wearing shorts