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a normal country

duckfarts@duckfarts· 25d

FINALLY HE WILL PAY FOR HIS CRIMES

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duckfarts@duckfarts· Jul 9

duckfarts@duckfarts· Jul 2

i mean, there's the classic super mario bros manual that gives you an "explanation" for not being able to kill enemies that are offscreen and it rules

Bulldozer attack
e Kick one of the 43 and then run right behind it (use the B button) and your path will be cleared for you as your enemies are sent flying.
” Just look out for ricochets. If the #8 runs into a K , your attack will backfire and you'd better move fast to keep from getting swept off yourself.
elf you want to get a lot of points, be sure not to leave any enemies alive behind you, since the more enemies you kill the more new ones appear. Especially, when using the “bulldozer attack,” make sure all the enemies on the screen are wiped out before continuing to the right.
e Because the screen moves from left to right, there are enemies off the edge of the screen that can't be seen. You can't kill enemies you can't see by sending a 4% off the screen after them. Why not? Maybe they jump over the enemy when Mario isn't looking... !
Strangely enough, however, if a kicked #3 bumps into a Еф off the screen,
it comes ricocheting back at Mario. If you hear the sound of a ricochet, jump
right away so you'll be ready when it comes flying back onto the screen.
«When a 43 comes ricocheting back at you, it’s possible (for a real pro, that is) to stomp on the turtle one more time and stop it.
e There are plenty of other tricks — see if you can discover them on your own.

duckfarts@duckfarts· Jul 1

duckfarts@duckfarts· Jun 22

北東のペン HOKUTO NO PEN

duckfarts@duckfarts· Jun 19

the ratio on that post

duckfarts@duckfarts· Jun 18

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duckfarts@duckfarts· Jun 14

AI is a fucking plague, and FIFA is a garbage dogshit organization good job on the unplayable trumpet that kansas city is somehow known for???

TV news screenshot of a woman looking at a black shirt with the words KANSAS CITY on in in front of a trumpet(?) and the Gateway Arch. News caption is ST. LOUIS ARCH ON KC WORLD CUP SHIRT

black shirt with neon line drawing of a skyline with the Gateway Arch , a fucked up imitation of a trumpet which is missing the entire mouthpiece section and has the finger stop on the wrong side of the valves, and the title KANSAS CITY in blue near the bottom. The fifa cup and "26 KANSAS CITY" are at the bottom right.

duckfarts@duckfarts· Jun 12

duckfarts@duckfarts· Jun 10

Post a cartoon you remember that (you think) no one else remembers Dungeons & Dragons (the cartoon) it was neat, but was only ever on at asssssss-early o'clock (like 4 or 4:30 am?! wtf) i refuse to use most of the images that pop up when searching for it because it has NEVER looked that clean

duckfarts@duckfarts· Jun 6

duckfarts@duckfarts· Jun 2

oh great, youtube is now allowing malware-ass ads on their platform, fucking fantastic

YouTube home page with a white dialog box that says "iphone Storage is Full / If you don't free up space soon. /9'e features may not work properly. Would you like to clean it now?". The problem is that this isn't an actual dialog box; it's part of an ad image. eat shit youtube eat all the shit and also some hair while you're at it

duckfarts@duckfarts· May 26

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duckfarts@duckfarts· May 19

how about i get toasted and consume the superior ravioli until i can't see anymore

duckfarts@duckfarts· May 17

comic panel of superman with a stern look into the reader's eyes while saying "I URGE ALL MY READERS TO THROW AWAY AI"

duckfarts@duckfarts· May 17

duckfarts@duckfarts· Apr 23

here's the bar graphs of those; there's a clear point around the year 2000 where everything suddenly sucks real fast

duckfarts@duckfarts· Apr 5

this butt tasky's head poorly pasted on everybody

duckfarts@duckfarts· Apr 5

there are far better alternatives to harry potter again the tv show mashle is about kid at magic school except he has no magic and just punches things really hard. very wholesome

duckfarts@duckfarts· Mar 21

after the resurrection

duckfarts@duckfarts· Mar 8

whoa whoa whoa hold up my bad, that's clearly happy goth jerry running off to demolish that thing

duckfarts@duckfarts· Mar 1

for posterity