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garbage. pale. kid.
As an almost problematic Cubs fan, seeing Kyle Schwarber versus Willson Contreras with Anthony Rizzo commentating was just awesome And this is why:
So this is weird. Outside of being one of the best guitarist of all time, Jimi Hendrix had a gigantic penis I am not making this up There was a groupie name Cynthia Plaster Caster who would make casts of various musician’s penises And she made one of Hendrix. And wow.
So. Supposedly. Scientists have been using AI to communicate with various animal species. And all I have to say is, we have been over this:
As a journalist, you are required to tell me these pictures are not the same:
Not for nothing but this is probably the best In-N-Out burger Michael B. Jordan has ever tasted in his life and the fact he got 2 just makes it even more rad
Did you know the supposed Illuminati retreat Bohemian Grove in CA has a phone number you can just call. I’m serious
So some giant snowstorm is expected to hit about half the US and somehow it is going to be like 90° in Florida. How and what??
Everyone on earth: Americans are stupid! They base their primary level of accuracy on a king’s foot?? Americans: And that’s somehow not weirder than what the meter is based on?
I am blown away that Warwick is considered to be the safest city in the United States. I would have never guessed that.
Today was my birthday and I would like to take this soapbox to reiterate that I am, and this is a true fact, older than the country of Canada (Lovely place btw, highly recommended)
Mr. Rogers once had his car stolen and he mentioned it on his show and his car showed up, completely unscathed with an apology note from the robbers. That’s balls out.
Well, today is the final day for MTV I used to watch this station like a religion Shame how it went out RIP In the words of Butthead, “This sucks”
Amazingly enough, this painting of The Great Wave off Kanagawa was largely considered to be a warning for tsunamis, but it’s actually a warning about Rogue Waves
Because I have the humor of a 10 year old: Toilet-maker and businessman Thomas Crapper (from which the term, ‘take a crap’ comes from), famously invented ‘The Floating Ballcock’, which revolutionized plumbing
Australia is both hilarious and terrifying for numerous reasons. One thing ppl do there is wear ‘Magpie Helmets’ which is basically a bike helmet with a bunch of sticks all over. And the reason is because Magpie birds will just attack anything. It’s a big problem for cyclists but 1/2
So Mr. Beast opened an amusement park in Saudi Arabia and there is, I am not making this up, a restaurant called 911 Pizza. Little cringey there but okay…
Saudi Arabia is building a soccer/futbol stadium 350 meters in the sky. Which is: A: insane And B: kinda rad
Kind of obsessed with this Magic the Gathering card. You can get them on eBay for 10 cents. I might buy a bunch and just kind of leave them around to mess with ppl lol
There is this rad thing that Major League Baseball does called The Golden Ticket, (technically called the Lifetime Pass), I don’t know the stipulations, but you are allowed two tickets to attend any game, in any city, at any time for free F’ing dope
Dude the back of these things are radical af. It’s all mapped to be like, “hot dog related” and there is even a bed in some of them
So here’s a fun little fact I just learned: if you change your car’s license plate, the DMV will not tell EZ Pass about it so you will get all these absurd bills in the mail So that’s exciting
Just on the topic of Taylor Swift, possibly one of the funniest pictures of all time is when she was patrolling her house with a Super Soaker. Classic move