dusty.rhodes

@dustyrhodes

"He's just this guy, you know?"

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dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· 10h

neither dry nor fresh? i have just the food for you:

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· 3d

i also go by "two defenders who bid into me like a car crash to send me flying and flipping in the air only for them to both call injury while i just landed on my feet like a cat down to 8 lives."

two guys in white bidding into a guy in blue on a frisbee field.

text reads:
ultimate journal

okayplayer.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· 5d

always enjoy pairing the music to the reading material and this one feels revelatory. (still adore this album after all these years!)

cover of Hercules and Love Affair's eponymous album on a streaming service showing that I am currently listening to the track "Athene"

picture of the Albert Cook translation of the Odyssey alongside Joel Christensen's "The Many-Minded Man: The Oxyssey, Psychology, and the Therapy of Epic." also pictured: a mug of coffee w/ cream and a mug of black coffee.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· 18d

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· 22d

Post a perfect album from the 90s

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Jun 19

will never be and that's ok

"Are You In the Weights?" results page for Dusty Rhodes, professional wrestler

"Are You In the Weights?" results page for Dusty Rhodes, MLB outfielder

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Jun 18

this is precisely how i used to describe Michael Vick's speed on the football field! (yes this was written 15 years ago when the Washington DC NFL team was still the R[edacted]s) ultimatejournal.blogspot.com/2011/08/im-n...

"There are two ways to look at this, and the first is epitomized by this clip. How fast is Michael Vick? He's one step faster that you. Here, he's one step faster than two Vikings who end up *tackling each other* just after running through a group of THREE defenders just a few steps previously. Same with this DeSean Jackson clip. The key is at 42 seconds. As Jackson and the DB come into view, the Redskins DB is actually closer to where the ball lands than DeSean. Then, as the astute announcer intones, Jackson accelerates. Yes, these guys are fast, and yes, their 40 times prove as much. But the key is that they get into truly high gear when presented with an obstacle or opponent. No sprint can test this."

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Jun 10

got'em

black & white photo of dappled horse standing in a flowery field...
with a dark horse in the background circled in red.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Jun 4

Post an album you've listened to 100 times.

the cover of "Deloused in the Comatorium" by The Mars Volta.

A golden head sits on a plate on a metallic table in what seems to be a morgue. The head is spewing golden light out of its mouth toward the upper left of the image. There are some medical-type instruments on the table in the foreground and what seems to be a person standing up in the background.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Jun 3

got it down to 3! www.82-0.com/share?id=5Py... i'm also starting to see cursed patterns in the numbers and i do not think that i like feeling like i am in the movie pi.

screenshot of a 3-79 82-0.com team

PG PJ Dozier
SG Ty-Shon Alexander
SF David Johnson
PF Noa Essengue
C Reggie Smith

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Jun 3

worst so far

screenshot of an 82-0.com team which went 5-77.

PG Steve Alford
SG Julyan Stone
SF Darius Brown
PF Tony Battie
C Michael Stewart

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 26

if "masculinity" is synonomyous w Donald Trump plz file me under "feminine." now... off to the MMA gym to train.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 24

wtf is happening with the spacetime continuum? i am reasonably certain that 3 and 5 seconds are short periods of time in any context except sports. using public roads is not sports. just. take. the. time.

screencap of a bkuesky post which reads:

"I get that, and it's a good start but a 3 second stop is a genuinely long time. It doesn't take that long to assess an intersection.

Most of my driver complaints would be dealt with if they at least came to a COMPLETE stop."

screencap of a bluesky post which reads:

"One thing that hasn't helped is NYC has cranked delayed green times up to absurd levels--like 5 seconds at some intersections, or more. Which is an eternity.

Pedestrians, bikers, and now even vehicles are learning to disrespect red lights for several seconds after they turn red"

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 24

"Radical Bike Lobby"

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 22

exhibit number 400000080

screencap of a tweet from Elon Musk which reads

"Chris Nolan is an anti-White racist"

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 22

if you're ever in the DC/Baltimore area you should def. check out Sapwood Cellars. two homebrewers made big who specialize in hoppys & sours but who are constantly making Strange Brews w/ local fruits, herbs &c. *every week* there are 2-6 new beers. two from last week (a 4.2% dark mild & a 10% IPA):

picture of a 16oz beer can from Sapwood Cellars.

text reads:

"Dark Mild with Orange Zest, Coffee, and Vanilla Added

We love bright fruity South American coffees, so we enhanced the orange-y Vigilante Columbian [sic] La Falda coffee-beans in this dark mild with actual fresh orange zest! A small dose of vanilla bean adds creaminess and perceived sweetness without the need for lactose. An easy drinking coffee beer for the warm weather months.

Cheers,
Mike & Scott"

a tulip glass w a hazy orange IPA sitting next to the can the beer came from.

can text reads:

"TIPA with Mosaic Pellets, Mosaic Cryo, Mosaic Terpsauce, and Mosaic Quantum Brite

We brewed this one with just about every Mosaic product to express the depth and intensity of one of our favorite varieties! In addition to the usual pellets and Cryo, Terpsauce (supercritical CO2-extracted liquid added to the tank), and Mosaic Mosaic [sic] Quantum Brite (Extract)! It's the most extreme expression of Mosaic we've ever created!

Cheers,
Mike & Scott

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 20

This is a cat check point: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Daisy (a black cat w medium fur and green eyes) sitting in a tuft of tall grass this morning on her walk. Her light blue leash trails toward the camera/viewer.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 13

the fn police commissioner spoke at my NYU commencement. talk about some bullshit that did not make every student feel safe and welcome or whatever. this is all so silly. let the kids have their day. it is about them, not ths rest of us.

Raymond W. Kelly, NYC Police Commissioner speaking at NYU commencement.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 13

Daisy says hi to fellow longer-hair beauties

Black medium hair cat sitting partially in the sun atop a grey mat.
Fur is mostly black but has an amber tint brought out by the sun a s grey/white underarm fur.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 12

"Who is 'they'? is a fundamental question for our times:

screenshot of my bluesky feed with two deparate folks asking who "they" is at the same time about two different topics.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 6

he was definitely anti-ai:

dusty rhodes (the pro wrestler, not me) with the text "hey a computer took your place"

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· May 3

ah. i see that i am continuing my brand from twitter

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Apr 28

new house. same idol.

red brick background.
black mantel.
black and white picture of a young Muhammad Ali hanging above the mantel.

he looks (maybe for the last time before Kinshasa) like he has doubts about his greatness.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Mar 18

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Mar 16

catwalking club unite! Daisy takes 2-4 "walks" per day which are really just trips around the house and lots of sitting and looking. (we come in when one of us gets bored)

black fluffy cat on a blue leash surveying a yard from on top of concrete.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Mar 15

MUG CHECK: as if every college isn't studying information

a red mug with white lettering which reads "Univeristy of Maryland College of Information Studies" sitting atop a blue book titled "The Trigger Point Therapy Workbook."

also pictured: a greay wireless mouse and a plastic quart container full of water.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Mar 14

porch-sitting weather is back and daisy is at the watch. (all is momentarily right with the world)

black cat on a blue leash sittin on a porch looking off into the distance with my purple crocs in the foreground and a blue car in the background

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Mar 11

first try. tie ball game.

screenshot saying my just noticeable color difference score is 0.0033.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Mar 7

no idea what you're responding to and it kinda doesn't matter b/c i'm just here to say: you've typed out a thought that i have been exasperatedly thinking more and more frequently over the last decade (probably longer!) and all i can think of is Doc Holliday in Tombstone describing himself & Ringo:

Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.

dusty.rhodes@dustyrhodes· Feb 26

i love album art and to me nothing can ever hit harder than these two. they're so different yet so similar to my eye and both made me want to listen to the album... and then kept me coming back for decades: