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professor Dorothy Burnham, who is one of the 30 oldest people in the country!

soon as i noticed the pfp

i had never heard of these until now and i'm sorry but what the fuck ??

spoke to mitch mcconnell for twenty minutes today, he is "opening the window" and looking better ♥️

saw the creepiest garage door mural today. like erm double take what the heck creepy

official business:

the key to life is getting Hot and Wet in a river with trans gendered individuals

what's the joke, that i had a milder fart than i normally do ??

you're not in trouble. i'm just here to talk and ask you some questions okay

found on tiktok live

if there is one thing i remember this day every year and always will, it's "why don't you do something"

ferb, i think i know what shitty comic we're gonna do today

rare side effect of an everything shower: the Bathroom Panther will materialize to watch over you and repel the evil spirits of dry skin

Also a strong contender

instead of swan lake and the flag being replaced on tv they should slowly fade into this and play Landslide when america dies

animate it in your head

having lived near a spacex launch site it was always incredibly funny to see grown men plan their whole day around "The Starship" only for it to blow up like five times, so imagining that but it's twice a week and burning shreds of this float down from the sky every time is... yeah let's do it sure

and it SMACKS

sorry someone already said arrival

today i was really truly missing the batshit baptist propaganda i'd be given all the time in customer service but lo and behold,

wow lmao

we laugh but this was literally the VR training i had to do for a job