On behalf of copy editors everywhere:

SpaceX finally catching up to the Soviets.

👨‍🍳

Wait... Who the heck apologized?

Him is He As you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly

Is this verbatim? Did he really say that Capitol police officers were prosecuted after they were assaulted?

That’s quite a number she’s got on, alright.

“…maybe since our founding.”

Tan-suit guy is not buying it.

I think we might have a general misunderstanding of what “conservative” means.

In Yoda voice: “No. There is another.”

He really is the proverbial moth to the porch light.

That GEO Group has been flying under the radar for too long? See:

From the 8th graf:

Give that Tribune digital editor a raise. 🍻

You’d be surprised what’s allowed on the Senate floor these days.

The lack of surprise on this guy's face, though...

Reason 7,896 why a library card remains so indispensable.

You learn something new every day.

You might be giving him too much credit.

They heard about the apple dumplings.

It’s also an obnoxious assault on basic grammar.

This looks like he just prompted ChatGTP with “The Washington Square Arch, but with the two lions from the front of the New York Public Library where the statues of Washington would normally be.”