Claire (<- that's her, Claire)

@eclaire

You have to like me because I am holding my cat and they'll get scared if they sense hostility

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· 26d

girls' night

Me curled up with my little baby cat rae

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· 29d

Should the world look like a smoker's fingertips. Should we live in the low-pressure sodium universe

A photo out the back window of my house, the sky a full sickly yellow, the trees fully grey under the lightless light.

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· 29d

You know this is horseshit. Carbon capture has never been real in any way, you're wasting our last time when you could just build solar. Meanwhile in Toronto today the sky is a dull bruised yellow and the sun is red. Selling the future to pander to Alberta separatists while we can't breathe outdoors

Two charts, the first of carbon capture capacity which has stubbornly stayed at 0 despite years of claims it will work any time now, the second shows the exponential growth of solar

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jul 14

Kitchen creature

My little baby rae looking curious in the kitchen with one ear perked up

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jul 8

a guage tracking the blue jays that goes from it's all over to we're so back, currently with the needle slammed over to we're so back and on fire

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jul 5

Baby is thrilled it's cool enough to cuddle again

My cat rae doing a cute shrimp pose curled up against my chest with narrow slit eyes, I'm behind them feeling relatively pleased about the situation

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jul 5

me: ok, I read a book on polishing, i'm interested in refining my work. Oh, you say I need like eleven different natural stones for traditional polishing, fine. How much can a stone cost? 30 dollars? Maybe I could spring for 300 on this, sure. The humble japanese natural stone:

A range of stones listed on ebay from between 1800 and 3800 dollars (not yen!) for a brick sized stone

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jul 1

Tragedy strikes

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 30

Ok life is nice sometimes

My view from way up in the top of the skydome

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 28

The I hate the Antichrist meme where I'm saying "I hate the Toronto Blue Jays! I hate the Toronto Blue Jays!" And the UN guys have Blue Jays hats and say "pay 300 bucks to come see us give up 5 in the first again"

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 28

Creature of infinite dignity

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 27

So my beloved gf Leila has put together a prototype to test our BC-250 computer with her traditional flair

The board with a big cardboard and duct tape fan housing that she's made to look like a car kind of

On the fan cowl there's a cartoon of me driving and on the side there's tape saying "honk if you can believe it is another beee-oootiful fridee"

On the other side of the car, a cara.city classic "I bought this before Elon killed himself" bumper sticker, a flag saying "I'm here you fuck ass bitch" and a tag saying "uhh yeah I flashed my bios... Bitches in omosexual situations"

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 27

We make sure to plant a ton of dill for these guys to chomp on

Black swallowtail caterpillar climbing up a stalk of dill

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 27

Hello little garden puppy

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 24

Listen to bionta vista

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 18

yoda olives meme labelled "blue jays after getting thrown out on basepaths at 2:53 pm" and "2:55 pm... going back for more thrown out on basepaths"

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 16

Everyone say "good work pooping normally rae!"

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 16

Move over tao huabi, we've got a new sauce bottle lady to get obsessed over

A bottle of oyster sauce with most of the text in Thai or Chinese and a huge picture of a lady pouring a ton of oyster sauce into a wok

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 15

Anniversary flowers/anniversary baby

My cat rae sniffing a daisy that's part of a big beautiful bouquet that my wife got me for our anniversary

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 13

Good morning from my little neighbour

A photo of a big bee drinking from an indigo flower

The same bee, not as focussed, with big full pollen baskets

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 11

oops accidentally clicked on a bookmark for my old RSS reader I haven't looked at in a while. Wonder what they're up to now! oh

the landing page for "feedly threat intelligence", the fastest way to track emerging threats with AI apparently. Did you know it is the AI platform CTI teams use to track threats, contextualize what matters, and deliver tailored intel in minutes?

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· Jun 6

Radiant Star is so good. I think between this one and Translation State Ann Leckie has perfected the art of saying "oh you want to see an entire society of weirdos? I got you covered." The vaguely smug narrator absolutely owning all the characters regularly is a fantastic touch

"I'm here to attend the meeting, of course," iono said, his distress rising. He had never liked doing things that might be unpleasant and this showed signs of being more difficult than he had anticipated. "My father can no longer attend and so I am here in his stead. I'd have thought that was obvious." His father's own arrogance was an example to him, even if (or so he thought) it had never come naturally to him.

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· May 31

Did a CNC box for a knife I was making but I got my measurements wrong, does anyone need a box for a toy nakiri

A plank of maple in a router cabinet with the outline of a knife cut into it, but the knife is like 6 inches long total

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· May 30

REFLECTION DETECTED

Rae with tight pupils in hunter killer mode

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· May 30

What is the point of having cops directing traffic if they just let people gridlock the road anyways

Cops just vibing and watching a car that's blocking all the southbound traffic on ossington

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· May 30

Ok I'm gonna stop posting about website moderation on the seventh biggest site in the least popular form of social media. I'm going to post another picture of a cat

Rae cuddling on the bed again with their eyes closed

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· May 30

We're now in a post-regulation world - until there is some sort of revolution, governments will no longer work to enforce safe coexistence under any circumstances. So what do we do about scooters designed to go 85kph? How can we fight back against these guys, red light runners, self driving cars?

A photo from the website of the scooter manufacturer of a guy sitting on his huge scooter

Boasting from the manufacturer that it can go 0-85 kph (about 60 for the Americans) in 3.9 seconds. A scooter! Quote:
Urban Wolf
Built to Rule the Streets

Feel unstoppable with 11-inch puncture-resistant tires that grip and smooth out every surface, giving you confidence on city streets and beyond. Paired with a breathtaking 0–85 km/h acceleration in just 3.9 seconds, this machine delivers explosive power and stability from the first twist of the throttle. It’s built for riders who demand both extreme performance and fearless versatility.

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· May 30

Them update

Rae on my lap squinting and purring because I'm rubbing their neck

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· May 30

Hello baby

Claire (<- that's her, Claire)@eclaire· May 26

When ratadrabik is around, everyone is 2/2