Emma Wright
@editorialgirl
No longer an editor or a girl. Probably taller than you were expecting.
According to the NHS there isn't enough evidence that I have ADHD because my parents said I'm fine.
Someone started up some loud garden machinery just as this (already weird sounding) plane went over and for a terrifying second I thought we were done for.
Ha; I just did the same thing. And if you include keywords in the search, it'll double down.
Warwick Bowl 🥲 The cinema is a Laser Quest now. You can still go bowling though.
Anyone know who makes #polygonle? I'm getting a timeout error this morning. www.polygonle.com
Before we arrived at this villa on Friday the host asked how many of us are staying, so he could prepare a welcoming gift. We told him two. 😳
Everyone loves the smell of their... [checks] ...first corset dress 🤷♀️
One of these cheap pairs of trousers is not like the others. By which I mean I ordered three of the same size and they have randomly sent me one pair that is 4 sizes too big. ANNOYING
Mostly Jazz Funk and Soul Festival day 3. Never looked at a cloudy forecast and thought "thank god" before.
"Don’t be fooled by its beautiful flowers..." Oh. I have indeed been fooled by its beautiful flowers 🙁 forestryandland.gov.scot/what-we-do/b...
"The green triangle". OK, but... "The purple one". Yes I can SEE THAT BUT WHAT'S IN THEM YOU ABSOLUTE SPOONS
January: rats as big as your feet March: rats as big as cats By Christmas we'll be riding them down to London
I'm in Moseley and apparently that's a Sky News helicopter circling. Has something happened or are they just trying to get aerial shots of all the bin bags?
I might be missing something but I can't see any posts on your substack 🤔
Aw maaan, I fell down this rabbit hole a while back. Long story short, I've started learning Korean. Anyway, you'll probably like this diagram if you haven't seen it already.
Right so I've got a tiny cut in the palm of my hand from some tin foil and I'm pretty sure this is the worst pain ever known to humankind. Ow
Rather confusing/worrying messages from our street WhatsApp group this morning.