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Saganapologist

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Archaeologist and Opera Singer. Also, I apologize for whatever it was I said that sent you here.

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Saganapologist@einst1· 14d

Steroid Sneeze is my all time favorite.

Slugger hurt back while sneezing.
Screenshot of article describing Sammy Sosa freak injury.

Saganapologist@einst1· 15d

These go directly back to the candidate, you know.

Amy Acton campaign fund raising text. She is "humbly asking" me for a donation. My response to the text is that I'm humbly asking that she not be a bigot.

Saganapologist@einst1· 20d

Gilbert Godfried

Saganapologist@einst1· 22d

One word: Plastics scene from The Graduate. But with the word changed to Oil.

Saganapologist@einst1· 22d

Sometimes archaeological fieldwork is fruitful in more than one way. 🍄 🏺

Two brightly colored chanterelles among forest floor undergrowth.

Saganapologist@einst1· 25d

This is an Ai still of an actual animal.

A correction on the veracity of the widely shared image.

Saganapologist@einst1· 25d

This is Ai. Sharing REAL nature is essential. Do better.

Saganapologist@einst1· Jul 14

Reviewing my ClearSky and I agree with these block lists. I am not porn, I hate Ai, I think elected Democrats should do something, and I am very likely wasting your time right now.

My clearsky "lists blocked by" tab. Lists include: Ai haters, time wasters, do something doomers, and not porn.

Saganapologist@einst1· Jul 11

Progress Pride at Harry Potter shop...sure, Jan...

Progress Pride flag displayed on a storefront window under a sign for Butterbeer at Harry Potter shop in Chicago.

Saganapologist@einst1· Jul 8

Don't mind if I do.

Order summary for The Hashtag Cap.

Saganapologist@einst1· Jul 3

This is what patriotism looks like! Take back the flag!🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇲

Front of a brick house with a USA flag and an Ally Pride flag flying together.

Saganapologist@einst1· Jul 3

Orange tabby napping in a gray box.

Saganapologist@einst1· Jul 1

Show me a picture that captures your essence

Dark Crystal Essence Vial

Saganapologist@einst1· Jun 20

The Concert (Gaspare Traversi

Saganapologist@einst1· Jun 13

Tarp over work during the addition of that fucker's name.

Saganapologist@einst1· May 24

That's what happened to this guy, but it was earlier in its growth. 🤞

Cat pruned orchid with a restarted stem post pruning. One bloom is fully opened showing white sepals and petals and a pink labellum. Another blossom is still opening.

Saganapologist@einst1· May 23

Hey it's #4!

Explore Bluesky showing top 5 topics. Donald Trump is at 4 under epstein, missile threat, and Iran agreement. One above the Royals.

Saganapologist@einst1· May 23

He's losing the juice only #4 after gunshots at the White House...

Explore Bluesky showing top 5 topics. Donald Trump is at 4 under epstein, missile threat, and Iran agreement. One above the Royals.

Saganapologist@einst1· May 19

🏺 Sending this to the broader community. Bone tool found in Mississippian context. Any thoughts? Local archaeologists are...baffled! (No microwear analysis performed, as of yet)

Image of hand holding a bone tool. Tool is trapezoidal with blunted and darkened ends. Appropriately 4 cm in length.

Image of hand holding a bone tool. Tool is trapezoidal with blunted and darkened ends. Appropriately 4 cm in length.

Image of hand holding a bone tool. Tool is trapezoidal with blunted and darkened ends. Appropriately 4 cm in length.

Saganapologist@einst1· Apr 3

Shit! We're upside-down!

Earth as seen from the Orion spacecraft. The southern hemisphere is "up" in this image.

Saganapologist@einst1· Mar 24

Sunbathers 🐈 😻

A gray tabby and muted torti long-haired sunbathing on a window sill.

Saganapologist@einst1· Mar 5

I find this funny. #Noem

Wikipedia article on Noem already updated calling her the US Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas.

Saganapologist@einst1· Feb 28

Orange cat in Girl scout cookie box.

Saganapologist@einst1· Jan 5

With alt text.

Tech entrepreneur Bryan Johnson--he of the "don't die' motto--is particularly obsessed with the ways his penis might
help him live forever. The data Johnson collects on his johnson includes ejaculate volume (just over a half teaspoon, apparently double the norm), sperm count and motility, and nighttime erection quality, which he then compares with his teenage son. His regimen to keep his penis in tip-top shape includes shockwave therapy and Botox injections.

He's not alone. Dave Asprey, the self-proclaimed father of the biohacking movement and the founder of Bulletproof Coffee, plans to live to 180. He treats his penis to injections of stem cells and acoustic wave therapy. For the latter, he helpfully suggests DlY version: "Grab the cock and slap it against your leg on the
left 67 times," he said on his podcast, The Human Upgrade And then on the right....And you lightly slap the balls... The shock waves stimulate the cells. All of those are good for testosterone and good for enhancing what's called male energy." If that sounds like too much work, Asprey also promotes at-home shockwave wands, along with a cock ring that records data: "firmness, duration, and recovery time," according to his website. Like an Oura, but for your schlong.

Saganapologist@einst1· Jan 2

Ole Miss loses!

Screenshot of ESPN app showing a completely incorrect reality. With Georgia winning the sugar bowl.

Saganapologist@einst1· Jan 1

Squirt is WHAT?!?

Can of Squirt, which apparently is mostly pee...TIL.

Saganapologist@einst1· Dec 31

Interestingly not seen in American English at all on Google Ngram:

Google Ngram search for overmorrow in American English. No results.

Google Ngram search for overmorrow in British English. Grapgh shows intermittent use of the word starting in the late 1800s.

Saganapologist@einst1· Dec 30

The pareidolia still works a bit in this orientation with the "eyes" on top. Especially if, like me, you are extremely nearsighted and you remove your glasses...

Same image of Mars "face" landform oriented with the "eyes" on top.

Saganapologist@einst1· Dec 23

Saint Pope John Paul II is in there, too!

Photo of Epstein desk with multiple framed photos including on of the Pope at the very left.

Saganapologist@einst1· Dec 21

They are going through it... whatever that is...

AI enthusiast having a day