I have video but the sound is pretty gnarly.

Two DJs vie for control of a Mizrahi Jew using Israeli EDM and Palestinian electronica:

My 7YO is so disappointed we’ve never gone here:

Never expose your MAGA chud to sunlight. Don’t get it wet in holy water. And never, ever feed it after midnight.

Let bugs be people shaped! What could go wrong?

Cast yourself as a villain

Oxytocin overdose

Oxytocin overdose

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Timeline cleanse

To me, one of the most magical kinds of buildings: mountain town movie theater.

ABL Always Be Laying

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Happy Peace in the Middle East Day

Associates these days are so lazy.

Dear Chabad of DC, thank you again for letting me borrow the local weather machine this weekend.

Policy proposal: make every Chinese immigrant marry a pretentious bigot?