Waking up to @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social retweeting me followed my 1,000 notifications

I did it. I bought the glasses that give you cancer. Excited dog in background

Might buy these today

Is it a hot take to say Robert Pattinson is one of the best working actors right now? He was definitely the best performance in the Odyssey, next to Circe's actress

I read it as the former, someone pointed out the literal interpretation, and I can't read it any other way. Apparently the 'single other color' bit is doing some heavy lifting

@wotcmatt.bsky.social Tolabow question that's causing a lot of heated arguments: Do you need to choose a single additional color for Tolabow? Or can you include UW spells alongside UR spells in a single Tolabow Commander deck?

Someone named Elijah Spenski DMed me off of this, clearly a different account & username lmao

I don't normally like to post about community service or anything like that, but I wanted to share this. Spent a little under $10 to print posters & buy trashbags, got about half a dozen local dog owners to clean up our park.

This bar has some Magic the Gathering themed cocktails, how neat

"We saw you from across the bar, and we like your vibe. If you answer me these riddles three you may join us with glee", they chant in uncanny unison

Anyone else get annoyed by redundant Legendary Creature titles? You don't need to tell us this Tycoon was sadistic, that's part of the definition of Tycoon

The new Seal Away functional reprint is even stupider, since the name 'Seal Away' works for this art!!

In Civil War, which came out in 2006, this guy contributed to an explosion that blew up an elementary school in Connecticut, and spurred an in-universe debate/conflict about gun control, I mean, superhero control. Basically the Sandy Hook massacre, wild that this guy got a card.

Hey JUDGE!! My opponent's copy of Deadpool killed my copy of Ares in combat, and my copy of Iroas in hand somehow faded from existence? It's not even showing up on Scryfall anymore?? Can anyone explain what happened???

This bud would be learning Italian fencing forms right alongside you

Risotto stuffed peppers

It feels like a more elegant version of Twilight Imperium

Incredible

I think Vraska is also a cop Look at the white & blue

Featuring some good boys & girls

Card game players will look at a card that literally has a death trigger, and then say "oh no, I can't believe this character died"

The banners at the bottom are also incredible

Every time I see Shroofus, I think of this article

Sorry friends, don't have the alt text in me today. It's from Uncanny XForce #5, I believe.