
El J Gales@eljgales2· 22d Fkin'ell calm down Thomas

El J Gales@eljgales2· 28d Seems a bit harsh, he only nicked a bottle of wine and that was years ago

El J Gales@eljgales2· 28d Roses are red,
It's a real pet peeve

El J Gales@eljgales2· 29d Father Elfath, would you like to punish foul play?

El J Gales@eljgales2· 29d You're sacked too, because you do this all the time!

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jul 14 Roses are red,
Obscenities hurled

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jul 7 Can't believe TNS lost to Mr Loverman

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jul 7 With each result, the unthinkable becomes more probable.

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jul 6 Roses are red,
Buy imodium in crates


El J Gales@eljgales2· Jul 2 He's not Julian Assange, he's rubbish

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jul 2 That's lovely. That's first class.

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jun 30 Can't wait for the riots and roundabout painting for this one...

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jun 28 Some Sunday afternoon tunes...

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jun 28 Roses are red
A truly fateful meeting

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jun 27 Roses are red,
Shakespeare tamed shrew

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jun 26 Roses are red,
Stealing's a crime

El J Gales@eljgales2· Jun 25 To an unwitting member of staff this could look like some sort of dirty protest against the standard of service in the swimming pool, which I happen to think is very good. I mean, it’s not five-star, but it’s certainly competitive.