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@ellemm

go somewhere. learn something. make something. make something better. use alt text.

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ellemm@ellemm· 23d

Triumph would like a moment alone with Bibberty

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog -- black and brown dog puppet with a large unlit cigar in his mouth and a gold ribbon around h is neck

ellemm@ellemm· 23d

they are EVERYWHERE!

Scot Tissue ad from 1931 that purports a lack of Scot Tissue towel in your business washrooms will lead to Bolsheviks taking over. A scowling mustachioed man sneers as he drys his hands with an inferior paper towel. Tag line: Scot Tissue Towels - really dry!

ellemm@ellemm· 23d

anyone else using duckduckgo? block this shit!

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ellemm@ellemm· 24d

ellemm@ellemm· 25d

oh shit, is mr. robot happening?

screen shot of Rami Malek's hands holding a menu from Red Wheelbarrow BBQ. there is a graphic of a red wheelbarrow with a fire burning in it and the words "North Carolina BBQ Fast and Fresh". writing in black ink appears to be a coded message in a series of numbers.- scene from Mr. Robot

ellemm@ellemm· Jul 4

Chris Gaines, Garth Brooks soul patched fringed alter ego.

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 30

so... they are still adding stuff to the faux-arch?

Plywood model of the arch at the stupid ass states fair thing. Now it has four pillars added to the front to prop up the weird mystery boxes that jut out at the top. There's also a pedestal for the gold colored winged liberty statue. None of that was on there when this pathetic excuse for a celebration began.

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 30

um, wtf walmart

print sold at walmart.com - VISION GREEN
Mother Mary And The Holy Child Jesus Christ By Adolf H. Poster Wall Art, Modern Wall Decor For Living Room Bedroom, 24x36 UNFRAMED
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Size:24 x 36
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vintage art, austrian painter, 20th century art, watercollor painting, restored art, old art, jesus christ, mother mary, religious art, christian art, people, bright poster wall art, vintage wall art, modern wall decor, abstract wall art, minimalist wall prints, botanical wall art, inspirational quote poster, boho wall decor, landscape wall prints, aesthetic room decor, farmhouse wall decor, motivational wall poster, mid-century modern wall art, floral wall prints

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 29

how cool would it be if cell towers looked like the eiffel tower instead of all the absurd "palm trees" they think are fooling us? seriously, just look at this pathetic thing.

a really stupid cell tower that is supposed to look like a palm tree but looks like someone who has never seen a real palm tree made one with lego

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 26

Don Draper standing in front of an easel meme: SHEER BOURGEOIS DECADENCE. APPLEBEE'S 2/$20 MENU

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 19

it's AI

photo of trump and the Macrons that shows her dress is not the same as the dress in the photo of Trump attempting to kiss her.

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 18

a green aspic with mysterious floating slices of who the hell knows what, sits on a plate with a spoon nearby

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 17

ice cubes in the bird bath cause it's 107 degrees

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 15

reason #23 why going to your high school reunion never plays out like you think it will

Joe Rogan's yearbook photo from 1985

Joe Rogan in 2026.

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 11

oxidized is my favorite kind of cat.

Photo of a cat statue that has oxidized. A reclining cat statue commemorates Tombili, a famous street cat, who died in 2016. The statue was commissioned the same year after locals petitioned for a memorial to the beloved feline. A real, living cat, white with black markings on its head sits next to the statue. Kedi Tombili Heykeli / Istanbul.

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 8

The Boys character "Firecracker" wearing a red and blue costume with thigh high red boots.

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 5

very cool! I wonder if I can train my dog to push this bubble mower around while I'm lounging in the hammock...

green and yellow plastic bubble dispenser in the shape of a toy lawnmower.

ellemm@ellemm· Jun 3

i'm going to be selling to them like the beav

Scene from Leave It To Beaver. Beaver goes door to door selling water. Wally is very thirsty.

ellemm@ellemm· May 31

Post something random or you'll have an awful June...

Tina Fey as Liz Lemon at the writer's table of TGS. Her co-worker Frank is peering thru a rolled up piece of paper at something across the table. The closed captioning says "...because Donald Trump was eaten by a lion this morning."

ellemm@ellemm· May 27

Portable tv from the 1970s. Madge the Manicurist holds a bottle of green Palmolive dish soap. Text at top: AMBIENT RAGE? Text at bottom: YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT.

ellemm@ellemm· May 15

and this:

the toppling of the statue of Saddam Hussein

ellemm@ellemm· May 15

i see your travolta and raise you a billy bob

Billy Bob Thornton in a black button up shirt and black jacket. he's wearing a gray knit scarf on his head, jauntily topped with a red brimmed hat. he has one hoop earring and facial hair reminiscent of a late 90s pop/rock singer. he is smirking.

ellemm@ellemm· May 11

Buffalo Gals

A still from "It's A Wonderful Life" -- Jimmy Stewart & Donna Reed stroll in the moonlight after the dance. She's wearing a white bathrobe and he's wearing a striped shirt with the Number "3" on it.

ellemm@ellemm· May 10

the only vibes I acknowledge

black and white photo of Lionel Hampton playing the vibraphone. he's wearing a white collared shirt, gray high rise slacks, white suspenders and a wide necktie with a wide diagonal stripe. photo by William P. Gottlieb 1946.

ellemm@ellemm· May 8

dude made a fortune selling mufflers. this ice cream thing is just a retirement lark.

large fiberglass man holding a yellow muffler. it says "MUFFLERS" on the muffler. muffler is a weird word.

ellemm@ellemm· May 6

hmm...

A large outdoor sign says "ADULT CABARET" in red letters. Two women in silhouette lean on walking sticks on either side of the word "adult". On top of the sign is a brown and white 3d fiberglass cow.

ellemm@ellemm· May 4

A storm trooper wears a red & white bikini and a straw hat and stands in a parking lot on a sunny day.

ellemm@ellemm· Apr 28

it looks better than it did a few weeks ago

man sitting in front of a microphone. he's wearing a plaid shirt and a red ball cap. his face has large red scabs all over it.

ellemm@ellemm· Apr 26

mute mute mute mute. please add alt text so i don't have to see anymore of this bullshit here! thank you.

screen shot of muted words and phrases: ballroom, President, White House Correspondents, shooter, WHCD, Trump, whcd

ellemm@ellemm· Apr 22

Every day is earth day, dumbass

Desert scene with cactus on the left and in the background. a large tree is in the middle casting shadows on the ground. in the far background is a small mountain.