Seven years ago I got an email that changed my life.

Dang, I've finally made it.

Got Mr. Parks into his Pride outfit!

happy pride halifax

This is Mr. Raymond Parks.

Very pleased with this fresh new homosexual haircut.

Time for my bazillionth reread of this absolute banger.

"Mother, can't you do something about this heat?" - Mr. Parks, presumably

Had a frustrating day, so here is a picture of my cat.

Excited to announce that Old Man Toothseller now has a beautiful handbag.

Also.

Soon the Missus and I will be reunited with this absolute dumbass and we are SO EXCITED.

A story of impulsive decisions and immediate regrets in three pictures.

Met this baby crow at the Edinburgh Zoo today. He was stuck in a tree (not actually stuck, just too stupid to figure out how to get down) and screaming wildly about it.

Met some ravens today.

It's a bit big.

The Missus and I are off on our Long-Expected Honeymoon! See you soon, England.

To celebrate World Goth Day, I would like to share with you all a picture of thirteen-year-old Elliott in her natural habitat (the kitchen where the computer lived) and natural state of mind (generally hostile).

My agent: You use "for a moment" a lot, maybe you should cut back a bit. Me: Oh, I don't think I use it THAT mu-

A pal of mine sent me this picture because she and her wife saw it at a flea market and both came independently to the conclusion that it was somehow me.

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

This is Old Man Toothseller. He lives on my desk at work. If you ask me a work-related question while I am on my break, you must either take or leave a tooth to appease him (and me).

I cannot see this quote (which is a very good quote) without thinking of this.

I MEAN!!!!!

Happy second birthday to Grey Dog! This book has changed my life in so many ways, and I am so grateful that I was given the chance to share it with the world. (Thanks, @ecwpress.bsky.social!)