Mark Neitzel
@elmark-neitzel
Minnesotan by birth, San Franciscan by choice, Portlandian by happenstance. Inquires to MarkNeitzel23@gmail.com
So the strategy, boys, is we take an early against Argentina and then park the bus til time expires. It’s what all their opponents have done this World Cup.
Mark in 1994: I wish mainstream sports media would cover this World Cup with some enthusiasm and respect. Ancient Chinese Curse: May all your wishes come true. Mark in 2026: (listening to Colin Cowherd lecture on VAR) Stupid monkey’s paw!
The full Timothée Chalamet ADIDAS commercial for the World Cup is over 5 minutes long and they need to stop showing us just the same 30 seconds every effing break.
Pretty sure the first version of this just said Trump was booed. But they changed it.
Fun fact: pits and pit-mixes have a strong instinct to “nest” and your pillows will absolutely get destroyed in the process.
Show us how you’ve changed. Me, before the kid and me, after the kid.