Karl
@elmerhauser
46, Aussie, Mad Sports fan, Leftie, Simpsons Nut Spends too much time playing Nintendo Switch 2 and spoilng my cat. I'll talk to anyone (except pro Trump nutjobs and any kind of bigot)
Collingwood's season ending on a massive choke right in front of goal is a greater rush than any kind of drug or sex with a supermodel can provide ! #AFLDogsPies
My Leela brings me so much comfort and love into my life. I don't think i would have survived this painful and torrid past 18 months without her. She means as much to me as a Daughter would (i will never have kids tbh) Cats have always enriched my life so much x #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky
Josh Fraser is to Carlton what Marcelo Bielsa is to Leeds United. Both men restored my two favourite football teams, across two codes & opposite parts of the world to greatness. Would take a bullet gladly for both men. LOVE THEM #AFLBluesFreo #CarltonFC #LUFC #Baggers #MOT #OldDarkNavyBlues #ALAW
Instead of obsessing over things i cannot change like politics, i want to try to focus on much happier things on this planet, like my chubby cat Leela, named after @louisejameson.bsky.social 's iconic heroine from #DoctorWho Photos taken 5 mins apart honestly lol My Feline of the Sevateem is flexy
As a progessive and proud Muslim, i will always be proud to stand up for gay and transgender people's rights, both can co-exist within my own religion/personal beliefs. Faith, like society itself, can & should evolve over time Morons like JK Rowling are backwards thinking haters #TransLivesMatter
Simply Devestated by the passing of Bill Oddie, he along with Tim Brooke-Taylor and Graham Garden made my childhood so memborable by ABC TV afternoon screenings of The Goodies. This hurts a lot. Least Tim is now reunited with Goodies HQ in the sky. Somewhere. Some place 😪 #RIPBillOddie #TheGoodies
I just signed up to X/Twitter again and already copped a severe paddling to the bum for celebtating Ann Widdlecombe's death The Right-Whingers are the true cucks/karens of society lol
@exploding-girl.bsky.social Made this low key shit post to (un) celebrate Trump's birthday lol #NotMyPresident #TheResistence
That win was for Neale. Actually crying right now as a Carlton supporter. What an inspiration Mr Daniher was . #FIghtMND #TheBigFreeze #AFLPiesDees
To every single Essendon supporter, derelict my Navy Blue Balls. May you suffer for another 20 years, ya holier than holy jerks. Also James Hird is a pill popper on the juice lol. DA DA DA DA DA #Baggers #AFLDonsBlues #Justice4JohnElliott
Heartbroken and devestated with the passing of Neale Daniher. A truly great Australian, loved and admired. He fought the good fight for so long, help raising millions into finding a cure for Motor Neuron Disease. I take solace his long suffering pain is over. Sleep well Neale. ❤️💙 #RIPNealeDaniher
Rest in Peace, Michael Keating who was the brilliant Villa in Blake's 7. Words cannot do him justice, this gif. Sleep well buddy. You wiil be forever missed #RIPMichaelKeating #Blakes7 #Legend
Thinking of The Stynes family right now (both here and in Ireland) and how much comfort and pride they would be getting in the Melbourne Demon's inspiring performance vs Hawthorn following Brian Snr's passing this week. Much love to Sharon, a wonderful lady as angelic as Jim ☘️☘️☘️ #AFLDeesHawks
My Leela is purrfect and its now #Caturday officially in Australia.. This girl has kept me sane and focused, during the hardest/most emotionally draining part of my life. She and her unconditonal love/purrs make me so happy, and keep fighting on. #Cats #CatsOfBluesky
My priceless treasure, Leela all tucked in on another lazy #caturday ! #cats #catsofblusky
I never really knew my father, except Mum told me he was an abusive bastard. Only seen him once since 1987 (2020) and remember his tache. I don't even know if he is still alive. My mum is in a nursing home. Growing this tache is a belated link to my father i never knew to honour him. I dunno why 😶😪
Just realized how much James Sicily looks like the vile Bogs Diamond (Mark Rolston) from The Shawhank Redemption #AFLHawksCats
Haha, saw this on Reddit, sums up that lazy, illiterate, and hate filled sack of crap Donald Trump Snr to a tee !! #DumpTrump #NotMyPresident #TheResistence
After a couple of mindless rants about the footy, i got a couple of offended responses and you know what ? They really took the edge off my rage and made laugh hard. I love offending people online,like Dave Chappelle and Louis CK. Nothing is off limits when it comes to banter for me #AFLBluesDees
Thank you Yeah i have mental health issues too and other problems (like childhood sexual abuse/autism) I drink to escape my pain and bitter memories. i can never be in a relationship again cause i am a broken person. My Cat Leela is my world. She gives me so much love, healing and comfort.
Fuck. Just heard the devestating news about Chuck Norris ... what a shit start to the weekend. #RIPChuckNorris