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an eloquent attempt at ire

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an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Apr 20

she the birthday? no, me the birthday 🥺 for real it's MY BIRTHDAY 🥹 cash.app/$eloquentire

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an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Apr 10

FUCK YOU UPSTART FUCK YOU SUCK MY NUT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

screenshot of upstart loan page:

Congratulations! You have paid off your entire loan!

Payments see more
Paid Apr 09 2026 $122.57
Paid Mar 20 2026 $159.94
Paid Mar 02 2026 $637

Payment Streak
Each completed on time payment is reported to credit bureaus and can improve your credit score
[graph of 65 green check marks for rows labeled Year 1, Year 2, Year 3, Year 4, Year 5, Year 6]
Congratulation - All payments have been made on time!

Payoff progress
$7500 of $7500 paid towards principal

[not shown: this loan has been getting paid off since October 2020]

carmelo anthony wearing blue arm sleeves and a white jersey with 'new york 71 in orange letters pointing at his temple. he's shouting, wearing a kufi hat, and his eyes are glowing

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Mar 29

pete !!
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oh poor baby
do you need the robot to make you
pictures?
do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? a do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife??
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an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Mar 25

have you seen the $14 dollar beef tallow chips?

black potato chip package showing nutritional facts. "the GILDED AGE" appears at the top in gold letters

"like all perfect things, the chip was simple and impossible to improve upon. just fresh, sliced potatoes, fried to golden crisp in [bold] beef tallow. but over time, manufacturers replaced natural ingredients with pesticides, artificial flavours, and [bold] cheap seed oils.

just like the Commodore, we were dissatisfied with the state of the potato chip and [bold] demanded better. so for the [bold] first time in a century, we revived the Great American Snack for you to enjoy in its original [bold] tallow-cooked splendor."

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Mar 11

mothership when i change my account name on the website after i input my payment

a yellow emoji face with long full eyelashes, full glossed lips, trimmed eyebrows, and long manicured nails with pink polish covering the center of their face casting their gaze downwards. the pink highlighted caption at the top reads 'i pretend i do not see it'

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Dec 20

i mean...it's way too perfect

Anthony Joshua pulls back a right hook. he's wearing bronze shorts that shop polymarket. Jake Paul cowers in the corner.

a man in a grey sweater & jeans holds a knife threatening an unarmed man wearing an orange shirt

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Nov 21

cat tax

a grey cat with subtle lesser and greater grey stripes is tightly curled with their head in their butt. they are on a brown cushion next to a white and brown pillow next to a book they partially obscure. the half hidden book cover reads "nahai"

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Oct 31

watching this video like

spongebob squarepants holding a book. the left half is blue with the text 'that's fucking hilarious' on it. the right half is red with the text 'this isn't a laughing matter' on it. his eyes are crossed away from each other so each is focused on each half of the book. his mouth is agape.

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Oct 29

🔥ANARCHOVAXXED🔥

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Oct 14

😐

When I asked him what he makes of the cognitive science research, he told me he thinks scientists focus too much on word recognition. He still doesn't believe accurate word recognition is necessary for reading comprehension.

"Word recognition is a preoccupation," he said. "I don't teach word recognition. I teach people to make sense of language. And learning the words is incidental to that."

He brought up the example of a child who comes to the word "horse" and says "pony" instead. His argument is that a child will still understand the meaning of the story because horse and pony are the same concept.

I pressed him on this. First of all, a pony isn't the same thing as a horse. Second, don't you want to make sure that when a child is learning to read, he understands that /p/ /o/ /n/ /y/ says "pony"? And different letters say "horse"?

He dismissed my question.

"The purpose is not to learn words," he said. "The purpose is to make sense."

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Aug 7

when the city needs him most, he will answer. (yes this was in Philly, he is *here*)

a motor trike parked with a vinyl wrap of the Palestinian flag & houndstooth pattern over the center grill

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· May 8

JUSTICE FOR DAN BROWN

screenshot of text messages

(purple bubble) thinking about how Dan Brown is screaming crying & throwing up
(purple bubble) the sedevacantist us vice president married to a Hindu meets the pope on Easter Sunday hours before he dies triggering a conclave before which the republican political establishment pontificates as pontifex the adulterous convict us president with ai imagery posted to the official white house social media account which is owned by their south african billionaire technoligarch backer
(purple bubble) MY MAN
(purple bubble) WISHES

(grey bubble) what a glorious summary omg
(grey bubble) never in his wildest dreams, but then again editors might say that's a bit too much plot

(purple bubble) even you would look at that [cut off] & say "you're doing too much"

screenshot of text messages

(grey bubble) who is it??? i feel like you would've led with it being pizzaballa if it was him

(purple bubbl) no announcement officially but pulling for my pizza beef
(purple bubble) *boy

(grey bubble) oh my gods nee pageantry never ends with catholics
(grey bubble) also! i really like urbek! i decided to give it a spin in earnest in the wee hours of the night & I've decided that it is very fun & good
(grey bubble) they did not choose our pizza boy
(grey bubble) they chose...an american

(purple bubble) AFTER THE AMERICAN VP KILLED THE LAST ONE
(purple bubble) JUSTICE FOR DAN BROWN!

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Apr 4

fun happenstance 🙃

screenshot of the bluesky timeline:

[circular avi of a black woman with round glasses] Ash Parrish @adashtra.bsky.social 39m
Switch 2 pre orders not happening in the US on 4/9 anymore??? hahaha ok
[gif of a black man with a short haircut in a black shirt. caption reads 'price of the brick going up]

[circular avi of a smiling black man with a short fro wearing a multi coloured shirt] reposted by Isaiah D. Colbert
Blessing Adeoye Jr. @blessingjr.b... 42m
Price of the brick going up

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Mar 30

so what the fuck do yall believe in? pull up

Voting as Fire Extinguisher
by Kyle Tran Myhre

When the haunted house catches fire:
a moment of indecision.

The house was, after all, built on bones,
and blood, and bad intentions.

Everyone who enters the house feels
that overwhelming dread, the evil
that perhaps only fire can purge.

It’s tempting to just let it burn.

And then I remember:
there are children inside.

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Jan 29

IS ANYONE ELSE GETTING SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN THEIR BANK APPS??

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Jan 15

immediately after you save the kidnapped brother he'll tell you he needs a moment. you'll find him sitting on the dock contemplating what's happened to him, looking out onto the water

a television screen shows a monk in orange robes sitting on a dock looking out across a river to a blue tinted oil field with mountains behind it. under the TV is a table with various small boxes

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Jan 10

love is an unbridled horse
with one wing out-stretched
the other tucked and folded
on the right side

the horse galloping
towards a cliff
knowingly
panting just enough
for you to think
he’s laughing

he?
love is male?

love is a dumb horse
with silver streaks
and a sometimes penis

a sometimes penis?

on thursdays
the rest of the week
she grazes
and paints her hooves
with red mud
making tracks

through the fields
which disappear
soon after they appear

because nature has a way
of changing
the same way
it remains
*saul williams, she

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Dec 20

a group of anime boy characters running down a street. a boy on the left holds a camera on his shoulder. a boy in the middle shouts into a mic that says 'sunflower station.' his caption reads "as you can see the gap in narrowing...". a boy sits on top of another's shoulders holding their own cameras. a boy in the background with text 'finding out' on him chases another with the text 'fucking around' on him.

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Nov 24

a man in a blue collared shirt smirks at the camera. the camera zooms in. he turns his lips inward in order to suppress his laughter. his inturned lips curl into a full smile as he holds back his laughter

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Nov 24

Palestinian Batman is in Philly if anyone is looking for them lately #FreePalestine #PhillyforPalestine & if you're wondering why, Bibi is from Upper Darby. it's on sight

a motorised trike with the colours of the Palestinian flag & the houndstooth pattern on the hood vent

an eloquent attempt at ire@eloquentire· Nov 23

my partner's kittens, pentha & bast #catsky they are basically also my cats bc i named them

two grey striped kittens laying under a black table on a grey paisley blanket looking at the camera directly