well this makes a lot more sense now.

me whenever I leave a marie callenders

some wild announcements coming out of SGF

how I feel logging onto bluesky sometimes (read right to left)

i mean, they are in the universal parks:

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack

Best I can do on short notice while at work:

i don't have anything against this dude but why does he show up in half the shows i watch

I mean

what a plot twist this season

is it Shake from Love is Blind

doing some research

i've been looking for a game my wife and i can play with the steam deck plugged into the TV, and I think i found it

here's an egregious example. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he feels the need to explain what movie it is, the way he does it, or the quotation marks around "sex scene"

I need one of these little guys

I’ve just received a very lucrative offer

folks, things are about to get real spicy around here

I want one.

is that just a quote taken from this event

it’s not okay to ask me questions like this, burger king

hoo boy

at least they didn't elect pope lawrence III

writing a review on hotels.com like

if you haven't seen severance, imagine the horror that you feel when looking at this picture and multiply it by two seasons of television

one of my favorite #tapestryapp filters I created for slashfilm

going to start a blog with headlines like this and the article just explains that there were actually writers for every episode

topher grace could play old rivers cuomo