Elyse Explosion 💣💥
@elyseexplosion
Geologist by day, internet sensation by night. Fueled by sugar and spite. Gorgon. Youtuber & Twitch affiliate. Pink hair, don't care. I was on TV once. (she/her)
thank you, camera still, for giving me one of the best pictures of myself I've had in FOREVER
Hey friends, we're under a tornado watch in NJ. Maybe you are too. If, like me, they are not something you're used to, I've attached some graphics shared by one of the local meteorologists on FB (alt text included)
You know what, I'll take having three site inspections today for the lunch blessing I have received 🌭
Work rented out a section at our local minor league game today and I had such a fun time, my coworkers are great and we got to meet Sparkee
Whoops, got a few to add. A light contemporary story about an English resort that would make a lovely beach read and a truly incredible mystery involving Death herself with a light helping of mythology and parasitology. I actually re-read the ending of the latter and I *never* do that.
I walked a 5k today with @chuckburly.bsky.social and my SIL! For not having done one in like 12 years I'm really proud of finishing it with no breaks! Final time 1:03:43.5 :)
I have an announcement to make: everyone meet Pistachio!!! I signed the paperwork for him last night and he'll be coming home with us on Monday 🥺 this is the first pet we've had since we lost Rufus almost four years ago and I'm so excited to have a new chinny pal!
The one (1) good thing about driving two hours down to a job site is that i get to see this lovely lady before 8am
Post a game you remember that no one else does. I truly hope others out there remember this game because it was an absolute gem of a visual novel and I will die on the hill that it is a banger and should be held in the pantheon of the all timers
For your Saturday Zen, the backyard deer are back and they got BABIES
I just heard about the horrible crash involving Peelander-Z - honestly hoping for the best for them, I had to dig through my old profile pictures to find this one that @korun.us took back in college of me on stage with 'em back at the old Asbury Lanes.
Apologies for the haze in the image (we were outside in the rain!) but @lovelylandfill.bsky.social redid my roots last night for the first time since LAST AUGUST and I feel a bit more human again
Mystery author gets confused for contract killer. The Russian mob is there. Hijinks ensue. Great fun, definitely recommend this. Gonna check out the rest of the series at some point.
It's been a while since I've been in the right headspace to finish this but it was so, so, so good. Five stars.
I guarantee you she has no idea how viral Neil has gotten. She and her husband are very sweet older doll collectors that I met through YouTube. They came out to NJ for BlytheCon a few years ago and they were absolutely lovely.
The funniest and most relatable tweet ever is the one from Shaq at Knotts Berry Farm where he can't fit in the roller coaster end of story
Been a little behind in my reading due to brain melt and Pokopia, but finished a couple this month so far - a cute romance and a truly great modern Gothic style mystery
It was so muddy I stepped out of my boot (which i specifically wore because it was going to be muddy)
Horiba!!!! Bane of my existence water quality parameter probe. We use it to get live readings on things like pH, conductivity and temperature amongst others. They also hate me for some unknown reason and like to be a massive pain in my ass!
There's a trend I've seen going around other social medias where you pair photos of you as a kid with what you do for work so I had a little fun