We don’t lust after Bob Vila enough…

buen día

Throwing my bf an ABBA themed birthday party in less than a month. I need help thinking of games to play. So far I just have ‘pin the Swedish sausage on the Björn’

This is Buck, everyone tell him he’s perfect.

Was Passions actually good or was I just 11 years old with trash taste?

I had to explain calling collect to the cutest twink and I think I either killed his boner or broke his brain.

Goose, hire me to do your marketing.

They gave me a restaurant pager at the doctor’s office. Is this the solution to our broken healthcare system?

La Guadalupana is in my bed again..

he hath risen

That time Luke crawled inside the Tauntaun to keep warm.

I hate doing tasks that require telling strangers about my finances. “what is your estimated net worth?…”

I’m sorry I called you Evan Rachel Wood

The Pentagon keeps trying to make Chitty Chitty Bang Bang pass off as a UFO

with or without bugles?

Skunk was destined to be in front of the camera lens..

Remember in 2012 when all we wanted was to see non-stereotypical gay characters portrayed on TV and TLC gave us this..

Testing the lung capacity of my friends who smoke by forcing them to sing this bridge..

Who else knew ‘Cascada’ was the name of the group and not the singer? not me.

I still can’t stop thinking about this building in Medellín…

How come the friends with the nicest cars are always the worst drivers?

Jesus Christ. Get yourself together, Duo

Update: found the correct orange cat

I’m taking care of my coworker’s cat while he’s out of town but apparently I’ve just been feeding his neighbor’s cat. Everyone meet Sherbet, the opportunist.

Bless this cutie trying to cruise at the airport while wearing a souvenir shop poncho.

I miss my pets…

Why did no one tell me Medellín is literally the most perfect city?

Who told all these couples at the airport to wear matching outfits?

Why do I wanna f*ck Paul Simon?