bsky killing it again

@orangesoylent.bsky.social started flirting with me and then ghosted?! baby come baaaaccckkkk

@soylentorange.bsky.social why won’t you admit you like jacking at shit??? come back my sweet baby!!

@citizensimpeachment.com can help you if you’re not sure how, senator

in more fun news, i also made dutch crunch

GUYS I MADE GELATINOUS CHICKEN STOCK IT’S SO JIGGLY

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

trying to make a collagen-rich stock and i feel like a witch

i mean. this kind of masculinity is so stupid, right? i can’t be the only one who thinks that. this is so dumb.

yes

why would two secret agent types meet in a deserted stadium for a clandestine conversation WHY ARE YOU SITTING SO FAR APART NO ONE ELSE IS THERE

oh god i’ve been awake for 24 hours explains a lot about why i cried laughing at our deflating jack o’lantern lmao

so why aren’t you even TRYING to get him out?! coward.

yeah it’s super easy to start a garden and buy all the supplies and wait for things to grow and the first few years won’t be bumpy while you get the hang of it just check out my corn harvest

trying to find joy today, because my dad would’ve wanted me to, so i carved this pumpkin that i grew myself miss you, old man. i wish you were here to make fun of me for nearing 40 💔

my fatness is resistance

😱😣🖕🏼

big fan of your work, mr. bowman! you’re so handsome, i just can’t help having pictures of you on my phone 😍

his favorite spot for his favorite activity

omg there are so many cops here for about 100 people

waiting now. we filled out questions that they’ll for sure cherry-pick. i made a joke about it and commiserated with the other folks in line. everyone’s really friendly but definitely unhappy with MGP.