Post a perfect album for the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains. Here, have four:

Post the best-selling phone from the year you were born.

“Hey boss, we need a headline for this story about a black bear wandering to a local resident’s backyard”

I just don’t have room in my life for these people.

Emily Christmas, you say?

FWIW, here’s his Absolute Batman appearance

Having a discussion and was suddenly reminded that this was a real thing that happened:

How is it that between the two, Nigel Farage’s head is more oddly-shaped and off-putting?

Hmm.

First takeaway: Jacob Scipio is hot as hell.

Now watching: PASSENGER.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.

wait so do want the Large Hadron Collider to be on or off? im so confused

Imagine beefing with a yard sign. Especially one that says this:

Obama really is the Bugs Bunny to Trump’s Yosemite Sam, huh?

Perfect auto-captioning.

Dear Sony, I do not know how to communicate to you just how little I care about there being a new GTA game coming out.

I could not remember George Santos’ name so I just searched for “gay Republican liar” et voilà

Yeah, sounds about right. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Just rewatched SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE. Goddamn that thing is an all-timer great film. No matter how great you remember it being, it’s actually better.

Cool. Facebook is stopping you from being able control if Meta is allowed to track you off of Meta products.

Found it:

I once got DJ Qualls back in his unfortunate era as a late teen/early 20s.

I just read *that* Guardian article (I’m not going to link it), and I simply have to say: My God, what a weenie.