Emily W

@emi-w

A riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a retro dress. Non-gestational lesbian mum. She / her.

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Emily W@emi-w· Apr 27

t4t rep?

A classic “elf on a shelf” toy, next to a handmade doll. Both toys have red and white striped leggings and Santa hats. The doll has a crocheted skirt and a green top with a white scarf, whereas the elf toy has a red coat and a black belt. The doll is significantly taller than the elf.

Emily W@emi-w· Feb 19

The paywall is funnier than most Dilbert comics:

A screenshot of an article from The Bulwark about an AI simulacrum of the recently deceased creator of Dilbert, Scott Adams.

The text of the article reads:

“Hanging over it all are a few questions-especially: Whose idea was this? And why do we need this?

The answer to the former is”

The rest of the sentence is cut off, and replaced with a red banner with white text “This post is for paid subscribers”

Emily W@emi-w· Feb 2

Here’s more of the lineup:

White pixelated text with black borders against a blue background, showing a player roster from the video game Fighting Baseball. The names are:

SLEVE MCDICHAEL
WILLIE DUSTICE
ONSON SWEEMEY
JEROMY GRIDE
DARRYL ARCHIDELD
SCOTT DOUROUE
ANATOLI SMORIN
SHOWN FURCOTTE
REY MCSRIFF
DEAN WESREY
GLENALLEN MIXON
MIKE TRUK
MARIO MCALWAIN
DWIGT RORTUGAL
RAUL CHAMGERLAIN
TIM SANDAELE
KEVIN NOGILNY
KARL DANDLETON
TONY SMEHRIK
MIKE SERNANDEZ
BOBSON DUGNUTT
TODD BONZALEZ

Emily W@emi-w· Nov 7

I was bullied a lot as a kid (ironically, the bullies were unintentionally *correct* about my identity). To this day, I have a visceral reaction to any description or depiction of bullying, along with intrusive thoughts about the punishment such bullies deserve. This story has me *burning*.

A social media post from “Elle Woods-Core & the Delta Nuniverse” (@ElleWoodsCore)

The body of the post reads:
“I’d just like to give a shout out to all my childhood bullies: You were right, I’m incredibly gay and I’m a girl. I’m sorry I didn’t listen to your wise words sooner
😘”

Emily W@emi-w· Oct 31

I don’t know, there’s something incomplete about the decor. They should’ve added some classified documents.

A photograph of a bathroom at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort, containing about 40 file boxes full of improperly retained classified documents

Emily W@emi-w· Oct 21

A man with a beard wearing casual clothes and heart-shaped sunglasses sips from a glass of wine. Next to him, there is a front-loading washing machine with a laptop inside it.

Framed differently, it would appear as if the man was on a flight, looking out the window.

Emily W@emi-w· Oct 16

RFK Jr doesn’t understand the difference between correlation, causation, and completely made-up bullshit.

Emily W@emi-w· Aug 21

Nancy Mace at Starbucks (Artist is @adamtots.bsky.social)

3 panel comic by Adam Ellis, Instagram user @adamtots.

In the first panel, a cashier in a Starbucks-style green apron tells a customer, "Just tap your card to complete your transaction."

In the second panel, the customer, a white lady with blonde hair and a sweater with "faith over fear", pauses in confusion.

In the third panel, the lady screams "TRANS?!?" with her face contorting in rage.

Emily W@emi-w· Jul 28

When I first saw this, I thought you were showing us your landlord’s terrible paint job

The bottom of a door which has been repainted. A cockroach was on the surface and has been painted over rather than removed.

Emily W@emi-w· May 23

Rocky Horror Picture Show. Shit like that delayed me coming out by decades.

The movie that traumatised me most as a child was ________

Emily W@emi-w· Apr 22

Just discovered that the Weather app in iOS tells you what the weather is like compared to yesterday, which is something my ADHD brain has wanted for a long time. I know it has been there since late 2023, but so has my daughter, so I’ve been somewhat distracted.

A screenshot from the iOS weather app. Under a heading “Daily Comparison” is the text “The high temperature today is similar to yesterday” followed by a chart with two rows displaying today’s and yesterday’s temperature ranges.

Emily W@emi-w· Apr 22

@buildaballot.bsky.social you’ve got a typo in your link:

Emily W@emi-w· Apr 19

This appears to be the same sort of logic that brought us “Wingdings predicted 9/11” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingdin...

Two lines of text.

The first line is in a typeface such as Times New Roman, and reads “Q33 NY”

The second line shows the same text in the symbolic typeface Wingdings. The symbols show a plane, two pages of text (which sort of resemble tall buildings), a skull-and-crossbones, and a Star of David.

Emily W@emi-w· Apr 17

A newspaper clipping, with the headline “Howard pays for a series of errors,” under which there are three photographs of former Prime Minister of Australia John Howard gesturing. Someone has drawn over each image to depict Howard as wearing large headphones, and rewritten the headline to read “Howard DJs like a mad c***”

Emily W@emi-w· Mar 14

The train on platform one goes to 🤷🏻‍♀️. First stop ❓, then all stations to 🤔

Emily W@emi-w· Mar 7

Reading about an after school program that children get to by “walking bus,” and immediately got this image in my head: