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My friend has figured out what’s going on

There is simply no way this is the kind of alert you need to be sending to people who have general MLB alerts turned on unless they also have a Dodgers alerts on.

Why are Americans LIKE THIS oh my god

Loving the smell of all this global stability and national unity this morning!!!!!

Yankees fans crying their eyes out about Schneider picking Cease to start and pretending the other guys are the losers in this conversation 🥲

Nothing super helpful

This is such a funny exchange, buddy I WISH Jays fans were “intensely and uniquely aggro”

Morale is low

This is the recipe I use but we do them in individual rolls rather than on a loaf

Does the TTC want all men to die? You gotta ask the question

Sometimes I miss Doyle so much I think I might die

Moving back to Montreal so I can personally sabotage the next Knies trade attempt

Jesus Sanchez I am in ur walls

It’s a long season

Giving the Jays a red logo in lieu of the Stars and Stripes but still putting the USA 250 patch on the side is sending me to the moon news.sportslogos.net/2026/06/15/m...

Aw I guess not

Unbelievably delusional take. This series could go 700 games and it would never touch the Knicks winning lol

As the sports friend, I actually love when my friends pay attention to sports they otherwise wouldn’t

Experience Blue Jays baseball (at a quiet airport hotel bar)

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Saying nice things about any other team? Could literally never be me

Were they sending Sabres fans these updates about Eichel? Or is this treatment just reserved for us

I composed this using voice to text and a guy walking past me laughed

Not to brag, but

The bats came back tonight and I’m lying in bed listening to them for the first time this year and feeling so emotional and so in deeply in touch and in love with the world around me 🦇

15 years ago I graduated from university and the universe delivered me the little love of my life

Wrong