Emmytation
@emmytation
took that cookie and stuck it up my yeah. she/her. mid-Appalachia
archeologists: but look at all the skull damage! paleopathologist: all the skull damage is post-mortem
he can't call them Ken Dolls because of the name so he pretends he calls them smoothgroins. but. Metatron? would
tried to look up some lyrics about a male booty but got served a bummer:
it was on the hat IT WAS ON THE ARE WE THE BADDIES GUY'S HAT THE RECURSIVE IRONY IS FUCKING INFURIATING
let's take a break from the news because I'm pissed off and heartbroken I'll read a book
blackberries don't make me rash out instantly like poison ivy. look at this mess LOOK AT IT any one of these adventitious roots can rash you out RASH YOU OUT even in WINTER also I don't think you can eat poison ivy berries
my mom and I adore this movie. she cracks up when I do the "my stools are perfect. they are giGANtic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit" line in the Dr. Kellogg voice. she named my parents' cat after George. well. he's her boy.
