Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir

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Empor, the gayest tapir on the entire interwebs (he/him, 28) Avatar by @uromatsu.bsky.social Go here for music Go here for sona pics ちなみに僕の鼻がかなり長くて撫で易くて歩く度に勝手に上下に振り跳ねて愛でてくれれば魔法の力で恵んでやれる

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Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· 1d

A sloppy bass cover of Boards of Canada - Kaini Industries I'm out of practice so it's kinda ass but this was the best take out of several dozen so ehh

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Jun 19

Lmao guess what

A search result for Deeps Repus on The Atlantic's public AI training data archive shows the entirety of my second album and the most popular song from my first have been used without permission

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Apr 8

Cursed and illegal key signatures because god hates me and the feeling is mutual

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Mar 12

I'm 1000% sure someone else has already quote skeeted with this but I'm not gonna bother checking

The evergreen Zack Fox tweet "this is how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family", photo attached of three people on a jet ski

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Jan 26

This is a very specific answer: In early Master Duel Link Festival, when Micro Coder was limited to 1 and way before Meowmine existed, this was the second-best DARK extender target for Cynet Codec

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Oct 2

God literally does, in fact, forbid it

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Jun 30

Oh you KNOW I gotta be repping the tapirs

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Jun 28

"White man has been here"
"How can you tell?"
"Cuck Porn"

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Jun 18

I can count the number of times I've drawn either of these two and their on-field effect is live on a single hand, combined

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Jun 2

To this day i am baffled that this never became a popular reaction GIF because it captures a very specific emotion that words cannot effectively quantify

A 3DCG animated demonstration of an "earthquake-safe bed" conceptualized by (for lack of a more polite word) eccentric mad scientist-esque theoretical inventor/engineer Dahir Semenov and his design firm Dahir Insaat. A person is sleeping on what appears to be the seam of two mattresses atop a metal chest. The mattresses are suddenly folded in half and sucked into a cavity on the top of the chest, sending them and the person sleeping atop them plummeting into them, after which two metal doors slam shut above them, trapping them inside.

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· May 15

Met a friend on the way back from the convenience store

A dusty brown tabby flopped over on its side on the sidewalk as I reach into frame to pet it
The flash makes it look like it has one green eye and one yellow eye

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· May 9

They turned him into a Yu-Gi-Oh card literally just this month

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Mar 20

Centrist Dem platitudes are rapidly approaching their final form

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Mar 18

Looking after my grandma-in-law's cats Emma and Skye for a bit

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Feb 26

Out of Context Genius Annotations: "Organs for Oceans" by Jordaan Mason and the Horse Museum

A screenshot of the Genius lyrics page for the song Organs for Oceans by Jordaan Mason and the Horse Museum. The vocalization "Ooooooooooh..." is annotated with just an image macro of the "NOOOOOOOOOOO" smiley face moaning "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh", with 58 upvotes

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Jan 31

Tomorrow when Star's on you should ask him 1. whether he's watched the new Folding Ideas video that seems very much within his wheelhouse 2. if he's aware that there's a Yu-Gi-Oh deck based exclusively and specifically on middle Cambrian-era fossils found in the Burgess Shale

A Yu-Gi-Oh card designed after Opabinia regalis, "Paleozoic Opabinia". Other organisms that served as inspiration for the Paleozoic archetype include Anomalocaris canadensis, Hallucigenia sparsa, Cambroraster falcatus, Leanchoilia superlata, Dinomischus isolatus, Marrela splendens, Canadia spinosa, Eldonia ludwigi, Olenoides serratus, and Pikaia gracilens

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Jan 29

こちら、３８種類の面白い英語名集

A "school" of fish　→　魚の「学校」
A "pride" of lions　→　獅子の「誇り」
A "murder" of crows　→　鴉の「殺人」
A "business" of ferrets　→　フェレットの「ビジネス」
A "flamboyance" of flamingos　→　フラミンゴの「派手さ」
A "mischief" of mice　→　鼠の「悪戯」
A "bed" of eels　→　靭の「ベッド」
A "cloud" of grasshoppers　→　飛蝗の「雲」
A "leash" of foxes　→　狐の「リード」
A "bike" of hornets　→　雀蜂の「自転車」
A "gaze" of raccoons　→　アライグマの「凝視」
An "army" of ants　→　蟻の「軍団」
A "sloth" of bears　→　熊の「怠惰」
A "memory" of elephants　→　象の「記憶」
A "knot" of frogs　→　蛙の「結び目」
A "shiver" of sharks　→　鮫の「ガクブル」
A "risk" of lobsters　→　ザリガニの「危険」
A "thunder" of hippopotami　→　河馬の「雷」
A "bale" of turtles　→　亀の「俵」
A "wisdom" of wombats　→　ウォンバットの「知恵」
An "embarassment" of pandas　→　パンダの「恥」
A "parliament" of owls　→　梟の「議会」
A "kettle" of hawks　→　鷹の「薬缶」
A "bask" of crocodiles　→　鰐の「日光浴」
An "intrusion" of cockroaches　→　ゴキブリの「侵入」
A "cackle" of hyenas　→　ハイエナの「ケラケラ」
A "maelstrom" of salamanders　→　サラマンダーの「大渦」
A "conspiracy" of lemurs　→　キツネザルの「陰謀」
A "cowardice" of dogs　→　犬の「臆病」
A "cauldron" of bats　→　蝙蝠の「大釜」
A "sedge" of cranes　→　鶴の「菅」
A "tower" of giraffes　→　麒麟の「塔」
A "shadow" of leopards　→　豹の「影」
A "labor" of moles　→　土竜の「労働」
A "bouquet" of pheasants　→　雉の「花束」
A "fever" of rays　→　鱏の「発熱」
A "rafter" of turkey　→　七面鳥の「垂木」
A "candle" of tapirs　→　獏の「蝋燭」

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Dec 25

One more of Lucy

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Dec 25

It is time for the annual "photos of my grandma's cats I take at Christmas" post (the first three are the less fluffy but more sociable Lucy, and the two in the reply are the reclusive but extremely soft Nala)

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Dec 24

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Dec 6

Got a new octave mandolin

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Nov 19

ITAOTS, OK Computer, and anything by Ween would be way too obvious answers, so I'll go with a personal favorite

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Nov 18

This is what goes through my mind whenever I see someone trying to justify feral porn

Two nearly-identical monochrome, low-effort MS Paint comic panels with an angry man, pointing at a figure on his right and angrily, defensively shouting. In the left panel, a stock photo of a young girl, and in the right, a stock photo of a golden retriever. They both have a speech bubble pointed towards them, reading "I'm actually over 5000 years old!" The angry man also has a speech bubble pointed towards him, with slightly different text depending on the panel: "SEE!? [She's an immortal vampire queen who only LOOKS like a 7-year-old girl/She's sapient enough to speak in human languages and therefore possesses the mental faculties to explicitly consent] so it's CLEARLY not [pedophilic/zoophilic] and that means it's perfectly okay to jerk off to!"

Number 41: Empor the Terribly Tired Tapir@emporbooty· Oct 26

ここで再配置する為に少しした宣伝来たる月に発売するつもりディープス・リーパスの3枚目のアルバム「Slipping On Loose Gravel Directly Into the Path of an Oncoming Car for Fun and Profit（放題：楽しんで儲ける対向車の経路へと直接にバラバラな砂利に滑り転け方）」の作成進捗がますますすいすい続いてるジャケイラストは@kawaanago0827.bsky.social様担当獏獣人による折衷的なインディーズをお楽しみに