Jenevieve F.
@empressofrobots
Literal Thirsty Sword Lesbian | Empress of Transformers & All Robots (2019-Present) | Helped Save Arcee That One Time | she/her
Optimus Prime killed Grapple's hopes and dreams to solve the energy crisis and climate change with unlimited solar energy collection because it seemed inconvenient to protect it from Decepticons
This is your friendly reminder that Optimus Prime was a fuckboy who ghosted his girlfriend and didn't try to call her 4 million years later when he woke up because he wanted to go play basketball with his friends
Rodimus Prime was negotiating intergalactic peace while Optimus Prime was playing basketball. Just sayin'
Letting a man fight his own battles alone is the very definition of toxic masculinity. Imagine how much differently things would have gone if Kup had gone with Hot Rod & formed a plan. Hell, he could've just followed Hot Rod and waited for THIS moment & hit Megs with a headshot from behind?
It has once again been brought to my attention that one of my funnier shitposts from the bad place has been reposted a billion times and half of them crop out my name and face so LOL it's me. I did it.
Everyone is REALLY committed to this Weekend at Bernie's bit they're doing with McConnell, huh?
It is JULY 11TH we are not putting out Halloween decorations already. Go home, Lowe’s. You’re drunk.
Little know fact, the entire consciousness of Optimus Prime was that Hampster Dance website from the late 1990s
Ya know, MAYBE the reason the Autobot-Decepticon War lasted over 4 million years is because the Autobot's Messiah/Leader's ENTIRE BRAIN took up less memory than a small jpeg file
I’m not an artist but this is the most beautiful front-facing horse of all time:
(GRANTED. This is the same dude that flashes people at work sooooo I guess I'm not surprised)
Wait. If magnetplay is a Cybertronian sex thing that has some really really awkward implications for Windcharger and his magnethands that he uses at work on coworkers and enemies all the time
I am strongly in favor of packing the Supreme Court. For example, I think we should see how many Supreme Court Justices we can pack into this PERFECTLY SAFE submarine! I'm betting 6, but I'm hoping 9.
They're the same character: ✅The Power of Ice and Snow ✅Rules A Kingdom They Accidentally Froze Solid ✅Likes To Make Music ✅Made an Ice Palace ✅Has an Eldritch Abomination as a Companion
I’m a trans woman and I look like a trans woman and I’m beautiful. Pass it on.
This sounds more like the title of a Johnny Storm X Dr. Doom raunchy slash fic than a sub brand of Oreos tbh
TFW you are the Head of Autobot Special Operations but you also are a card-carrying member of the Lollypop Guild.
Best moment of the weekend from SERFO was this sword break during Open Longsword
Aaaaand this is what happens when I'm fencing sword and buckler and the refs keep missing my thrusts to deep targets: I THRUST DEEPER AND LOCK 'EM THE FUCK OUT.
Whoever is writing the Hasbro Pulse emails really hasn’t seen Transformers The Movie because uhhh, none of these guys have a good time in it lol
I just discovered this hilarious little Easter egg buried in the credits of Frozen and I’m DYING (I know, I need to clean my screen)