Encapsidate Your Genome

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He/him. Professional Virologist. Gin enthusiast. Also socks. Get vaccinated, people! 💉🦠

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Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· 3d

But then we would lose almost all op-ed columnists

Screenshot of a Simpsons episode where Lionel Hutz is sitting in front of a thought bubble imagining a world without lawyers. People of all races have joined hands and are dancing on a green field underneath a rainbow and blue sky while the sun smiles happily upon them.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· 13d

He’s in the same support group with Luke Littler

English darts player Luke Littler, who is somehow only 19.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Jul 13

Sam Neill as Capt. Vasily Borodin from "The Hunt for Red October".
"I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will a have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle.""

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Jun 19

"Now I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man but, quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said!"

Screenshot of a "Futurama!" episode where two cartoon men with black hair and dressed in black suits stand behend gray lecterns sporting a purple stripe down the middle of each. There is a dark blue curtain backdrop behind them and two boom microphones are seen at the top edge of the picture. They are identical clones John Jackson and Jack Johnson, who are running against each other for President of Earth.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· May 15

Plaque of Jebediah Springfield with the saying "A Noble Spirit Embiggens the Smallest Man"

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Apr 2

I’m partial to this one

Eli Yudin (@eliyudin):
Being an old-timey doctor would rule, just drunk as hell like “yeah u got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it”

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Mar 4

Gavin Newsom is basically Mayor Quimby: "If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say that I don't also blow."

Mayor Quimby in his office as he's about to pardon Sideshow Bob.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Mar 4

"I used to be with 'it'. Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary. This is the CIA's fault."

Grandpa Simpson holding up his fist and yelling.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Feb 20

Like father, like son

Pictures showing and ancient Prince Philip in the passenger seat of a car.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Feb 19

The Voice of Sauron (from "The Return of the King" movie), smiling ghoulishly

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Feb 14

Reminds me of that dril tweet

@dril tweet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Feb 13

You're not the only one who can find upsetting flatware 😁

"Multi-Purpose Cutlery Synthesis of Fork and Spoon" — it's a spoon but with short fork tines instead of a handle. Seems very impractical

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Feb 5

Joyce Carol Oates had him pegged

Joyce Carol Oates writing: ""wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brough his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation."

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Jan 17

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Jan 9

This reminds me of that “Bouledogue” tea towel that I found in Bruges

A photo of a tea towel with an embroidered picture of a French bulldog. Below the dog is writing in red cursive script that says “Bouledogue”

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Jan 5

Scene from "The Naked Gun" (1991): Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) getting ready to pee into a toilet during a break at a city hall news conference when he forgot to turn off his microphone.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Dec 21

Strong Vizzini vibes here

Scene from “The Princess Bride” where Vizzini is holding a dagger to Buttercup’s neck and saying “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen”

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Dec 15

A picture of a TV screen showing the title “The Princess Bride”

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Nov 28

She means the President, Chester Cheetah

The mascot of Cheetos, Chester Cheetah. He's wearing sunglasses and white high-top sneakers, and he's shrugging his shoulders.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Nov 26

“Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal.”

Character from The Simpsons (the episode where Krusty gets busted for tax evasion) in a white suit and Hawaiian shirt sitting in a wicker chair and fanning himself.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Nov 21

Bannon looks more and more like Baron Harkonnen

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen (from the 1984 David Lynch "Dune" film)

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Nov 2

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Oct 4

Disco Stu from The Simpsons pointing to a chart with a graph showing exponential growth of disco record sales. He says “Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue… aay!”

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Sep 21

“And the healthy dense bone looked at me”

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Sep 10

The Cordyceps fruiting body is going to grow out of her head soon

Image of a dead ant lying on a leaf with a cordyceps fungus fruiting body growing out of its head. A possible fate for JK Rowling.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Aug 20

Post a Non-religious photo you think of as Holy

Cave paintings of prehistoric animals from Lascaux, France.

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Aug 1

Simon Jenkins continues to be unbelievably insufferable. Some bullshit about "classical" architecture beloved by fascists this time

Guardian column headline:
"He may talk rubbish but Trump has an eye for beauty, and that is a breath of fresh air"
Simon Jenkins
"The US president promotes classical architecture and loathes 'ugly' wind turbines. Keir Starmer would dismiss him as a nimby, but on this Trump has a point"

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· Jun 21

The stakes are high for Elon this time…. 😬

Screenshot from a Business Insider headline: “Tesla CEO Elon Musk has sold a compelling robotaxi vision. Execution is next.” 😬

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· May 17

Seriously? Why is The Guardian running a long-form article on this wellness grifting asshole who just loves to tell people that they’re ugly? Astounding that people are following his advice on how to be more attractive 🤦🏼‍♂️

Screenshot of an article from The Guardian:
“There’s excuse for ugly people”
Controversial dentist Mike Mew on how “mewing” can make you more attractive

Encapsidate Your Genome@encapsidated· May 16

This is pretty pathetic. I was almost tempted to give this post a pity like, but…. nah. Enjoy your ratio