Emery (@enchantingemery) · DIRTY

Emery

@enchantingemery

I'm a different or whole other class of nerd. Depending on how you found me: I'm sorry, or you're welcome! NSFW images will be appropriately labeled. (He pronouns)

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Emery@enchantingemery· 14h

I need a suit that will make people ask, "Is that a suit?" and then say, "I suppose it is." This is about the best I can explain it right now. (I don't really like wearing suits.)

Emery@enchantingemery· 12d

I missed National Underwear Day yesterday, but I still put on underwear today!

Standing crotch shot of a partially aroused man showing an exposed belly, white briefs, and grey pants that are being put on.

Emery@enchantingemery· 23d

I don't have much pattern underwear, so what am I supposed to do with a man on my crotch?

Selfie from shoulders to thighs of a shirtless man wearing green-blue AR-XPLY briefs with a "Mer-Man" pattern (a person having the appearance of a shirtless man holding a trident).

Emery@enchantingemery· Jun 26

Do you like reading in bed? Show your copy!

Photo of a man sitting in bed, nude except for a copy of the book Celestera Tournament covering his crotch. His left arm is supporting his weight, and his right arm and thighs are holding the book.

Emery@enchantingemery· Jun 16

I'm really surprised it wasn't higher. I even checked one or two that were "kinda" just to be fair.

Results of the "Am I Unc?" quiz, showing an unc score of 23 and youth score of 77, for the evaluation "Mostly fine, but a few cracks are showing. Stay vigilant." and the tier "Low Unc Risk".

Emery@enchantingemery· Jun 8

The package I've been posting about arrived. Yesterday was the first time I ever wore a singlet.

Selfie of a man wearing a light blue, white, and black singlet. His thighs, torso, and face are visible.

View of the torso of a man wearing a light blue, white, and black singlet, with focus on his bulge.

Emery@enchantingemery· Jun 5

The new underwear still hasn't arrived, but I bet it isn't quite as stretchy.

View of a man's body in bed, from clavicles to thighs, with an erection in purple trunks.

Emery@enchantingemery· May 27

Happy World Otter Day!

Bathroom mirror selfie of a nude man holding a phone in one hand. His crotch is partially visible.

Emery@enchantingemery· May 22

So close to being dressed

Bathroom selfie of a man with a grey-blue shirt around his neck but not his arms. His left nipple and right armpit are visible.

Emery@enchantingemery· May 18

All the better to see you with, my dear.

Sculpture of a large eyeball (about 3.5 m tall?) including blood vessels and a blue iris.

Emery@enchantingemery· May 12

It may be hard to believe, eBay, but I'm careful at measuring.

Partial screenshot from eBay with text "ℹ️ Is your package size correct?" "Please make sure you enter the correct package size".

Emery@enchantingemery· May 9

Screenshot of the Bluesky helpdesk, showing "how to delete someone else's post" entered into the search bar.

Emery@enchantingemery· May 3

I still shouldn't be allowed to have my phone in the shower, but I kind of liked this.

Selfie of a man in a shower, chest-up. He is looking upwards as the stream of water hits his chin and chest.

Emery@enchantingemery· Apr 27

Yes, in several places, but especially this.

Screenshot of a portion of the NOAA website (Storm Prediction Center->Mesoscale Analysis) with the "CAPE - Most-Unstable / LPL Height" map displayed over Kansas, Missouri, etc. and showing that selection in the menus.

Emery@enchantingemery· Apr 25

Bonus, also previously posted, but something where you can also see my eyes and exactly what light is in them.

Mirror selfie, cropped as a bust portrait, of a shirtless man with a neutral expression with reflections of square ring lighting in his irises. His neck is red, perhaps from sunburn. The mobile phone is visible to the side.

Emery@enchantingemery· Apr 25

If you see this, post the light in your eyes.

Bathroom selfie of a man with brown hair, a brown-and-grey beard, blue-green eyes, and glasses wearing a black shirt.

Emery@enchantingemery· Apr 13

Yesterday, I got blasted in the face with sand. It hurts more.

Emery@enchantingemery· Apr 4

Yes, I was in Uranus today. (It's "HoMade"!)

The Uranus Fudge Factory sign (Uranus, Missouri) including a rocket, Route 66 shield, and a sign that the ice cream is "HoMade & Hand Dipped".

Emery@enchantingemery· Mar 27

The lightness of the red means it's happy, not angry. Happy Friday!

The torso of a man, bare except light red (perhaps coral pink) briefs. He is aroused and holding the waistband with his left hand.

Emery@enchantingemery· Mar 25

Just shopping for something for work...

3 hands of artificial bananas arranged vertically on a white background, the top captioned, "Frontal shot", the middle captioned, "Normal hole shot", and the bottom captioned, "90°Vertical shot".

Emery@enchantingemery· Mar 16

"Kombucha Girl" meme with left panel text (negative reaction from the subject) "John Carpenter's Toxic" and right panel text (positive reaction from the subject) "Commando".

Emery@enchantingemery· Mar 9

I'm another year older and another year more excited about building materials!

A naked man lounging in bed, resting his head on his left hand. His right leg is bent. A brick emoji obscures the crotch area and his right hand.

Emery@enchantingemery· Mar 8

Partial screenshot of the Google website with the pending query "how to transform into a pillow"

Emery@enchantingemery· Feb 13

Anyway, happy Friday!

A left hand over a grey sheet grabbing an erect penis that is under the sheet.

Emery@enchantingemery· Jan 31

I shouldn't really be allowed to have my phone in the shower.

Selfie of a man, naked in the shower (pink tile background), his raised left hand holding the camera, and his right arm bent with that hand behind his ear. Pubic hair and a small amount of his penis are visible.

Emery@enchantingemery· Jan 25

These are too small for everyday wear, but the angle was fun.

A man's belly and thighs, wearing green-and-black-striped bikini briefs, partially aroused.

Emery@enchantingemery· Jan 21

It's Travel Tuesday! Join me in about an hour (if all goes well) as I recount my wanderings through the desert or something. There will be sand.

Selfie of a smiling man in a black shirt, backpack, and bucket hat with sand in the near background, a few tiny aspen trees at a middle distance, and a mountain range in the far background.

Emery@enchantingemery· Jan 18

Underwear is my retail therapy: I got more leggings/pjs recently.

A man's lower body wearing only socks and navy blue leggings with a red grid print and white seams. The waistband partially reads "WANGJ".

Emery@enchantingemery· Jan 8

It's not what it looks like!

Screenshot of an advertisement for Zenith 835 Paper Drill, including a photo of the product and tagline "Clean Holes, Complete Control". The description, in smaller text, reads, "Italian-made paper drill that makes clean holes in paper, board, leather, and plastic film."

Emery@enchantingemery· Jan 3

Every day, I tell myself I'll fix my hair when I get to work but then end up at work like this.

Selfie of a man with a slight smile wearing several layers of greyish clothing in front of an off-white wall. His hair looks somewhat unkempt.