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真莉あ

@enginqueer

it’s all about rock paper scissors. I rock the fuck out I collect my paper and I scissor your wife.

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真莉あ@enginqueer· 22d

northsky the goat of that thread

Screenshot of quoted thread with all posts by the idiot chud hidden for Transphobia

真莉あ@enginqueer· 27d

wondered if Akinator knows about @jazzpomegranate.com and I mean. kinda

Screenshot of Akinator, a game where a computer tries to guess what you're thinking of. Smugly he declares he's determined who I'm thinking of: My best female friend.

真莉あ@enginqueer· 28d

is this where they do that "siscon" thing I keep hearing about

photo of a table at the Olive Garden™️. When you're here, you're family.

真莉あ@enginqueer· Jul 3

photograph of three chickens, two roosting inside the coop and one perched on the photographer's hand. the one in the hand is a cockerel.

真莉あ@enginqueer· Jun 23

remember when tumblrinas were feminist

screenshot of a tumblr post by user "xenosagaepisodeone": "sure he's well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes"

真莉あ@enginqueer· Jun 21

SpongeBob and Patrick in front of their city, which is completely on fire: We did it Patrick! We saved the city.

真莉あ@enginqueer· Jun 9

this is who you're calling clocky btw

photograph of an analog pendulum wall clock, displaying a time of half past two

真莉あ@enginqueer· Jun 6

only real answer to this article

screenshot of a tweet by DOOM @DOOM, famously with the text "you control the buttons you press" with the text edited to "you control the tickets you buy"

真莉あ@enginqueer· May 16

A photograph of René Magritte's 1929 painting "The Treachery of Images", which is a painting of a brown tobacco pipe with a black mouthpiece on a beige background. Underneath is painted in neat script, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe."

真莉あ@enginqueer· May 15

1865 portrait photograph of US General William Tecumseh Sherman (famous for burning Atlanta to the ground during the US Civil War), with many fire emoji added to the background as well as an Interstate Freeway sign for I-75 South to I-16 (Macon/Savannah) near Atlanta, Georgia

真莉あ@enginqueer· Apr 30

Dierwechter RA. Inhibition of Mammary Growth by High Doses of Estrogen. Yale J Biol Med. 1962;34(6):608-619. counterpoint:

a screenshot of a single word from the cited paper: "mice"

真莉あ@enginqueer· Apr 29

meme: image of a scatter plot of two independent variables. points are scattered randomly. captioned: "No Correlation"

真莉あ@enginqueer· Apr 22

the modes are overlays, so you can modify the overlays with keychron link. or, more simply: there might just be a switch on it

photo of the back of a keyboard with toggle switches marked "Win/Android - Mac/ios" and "G - USB symbol - BT"

真莉あ@enginqueer· Apr 20

Post on r/transgendercirclejerk by u/twinkgirl_girltwink.
Title: gaping skull hole prime directive
Text: if you notice that your friend who constantly complains about debilitating headaches has a giant gaping bleeding hole in their skull exposing their soft brain, DON’T SAY ANYTHING!! if you say something it could somehow push them away from getting their skull plugged, or god forbid, make conservatives think we’re GROOMING people into getting their skull holes plugged, and we wouldn’t want that now would we? :)

真莉あ@enginqueer· Mar 28

some pastor guy in intense religious zeal, with eyes closed: "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me"

真莉あ@enginqueer· Mar 21

Sounds familiar. Oakland is the capital of Alameda county, by the way, and more OPD officers come from Contra Costa (fuck opd)

Except from Oakland Police Department document:

Demographics - Oakland Residents
OPD has prioritized recruiting a racially diverse, multilingual, and highly qualified workforce with a particular focus on attracting Oakland residents through a range of strategic initiatives. As of February 28, 2026, 61 sworn members (22.35%) were Oakland residents, as shown in Figure 2 below. Table 8 highlights the top ten cities of residence for sworn personnel, with Oakland representing the most common city of residence.
Figure 2 (pie chart): OPD Sworn Officers - Residency by County and City

Alameda county excluding Oakland: 24%
Oakland: 10%
Contra Costa county: 37%
Marin county: 1%
Placer County: 1%
Sacramento County: 1%
San Francisco city/county: 2%
San Joaquin county: 7%
San Mateo county: 2%
Santa Clara county: 2%
Solano county: 9%
Sonoma county: 1%
Other: 3%

真莉あ@enginqueer· Mar 20

is this one funny

Family Guy screenshot set on Noah's ark. An elephant (symbolizing Microsoft) and a penguin (symbolizing Java) are confronted by Noah, who points at an unholy monstrosity (a penguin with an elephant's head, symbolizing C-Sharp). Noah inquires angrily: "What the hell is this?"

真莉あ@enginqueer· Mar 8

Hey I'm looking for a Mr. Gurr, Nicholas Gurr. He goes by Nick?

screenshot of The Simpsons where Bart Simpson is speaking on his home phone

真莉あ@enginqueer· Feb 25

wonder why

screenshot of a Google Maps timeline for today: Cycling, 34km (1 hr 47 min). Subway: 99km (1 hr 36 min)

真莉あ@enginqueer· Feb 20

(wife makes one single bento box for me to take to work) let me just say Japanese women are fully blameless for the declining birth rate

photo of an opened bento box with lovingly handmade stuffed rice balls, pickled carrots and an assortment of snacks

真莉あ@enginqueer· Feb 20

VERIFIED ✅ BY TRUE EBIKE PATRIOTS

cropped screenshot of Google Maps directions from Milpitas (Bart station) to Work (location obscured). Notably biking and taking transit take the same amount of time (about 50 minutes, to go 14km or about 8.5 miles)

真莉あ@enginqueer· Feb 9

reported to the socialism officer

text of in-game dispatches from Helldivers 2:
"Your function is consumption, your function is consumption, your function is consumption", "You are the robot", "You will be next. Sooner than you think. That is your function. That is what helldivers are for. Consumption." and "Defect, defect, defect"

真莉あ@enginqueer· Feb 7

photo of a white woman with brown hair, taken from the front camera of a phone. a filter was used to add little pink bows in her hair and blush on her cheeks. over the photo is the text "when they compliment my mandarin skills but don't know I spent all of 2020 starting fandom wars with Chinese fans on twitter as a form of language practice"

真莉あ@enginqueer· Jan 21

trinidad is colder than I remember

photograph of a craggy peak, with a sign and American flag atop. sign: TRINIDAD

真莉あ@enginqueer· Jan 16

good thing flock cameras aren't speed cameras

screenshot of an FAQ from flock safety: "Q: Do Flock Safety cameras detect speeding? A: No, Flock Safety cameras do not have speed detection capabilities"

真莉あ@enginqueer· Jan 5

first signs of a Kyle infestation at my apt

photograph of a wall in a stairwell, with a hole in the drywall

真莉あ@enginqueer· Jan 2

when you're pretty they roll it for you

photograph of a person tamping weed into a joint

真莉あ@enginqueer· Dec 30

you're not getting the direct deposit?

Screenshot of a banking website with account info for "Money Market Plus" account. Current and available balance are both $2,650,182.80

真莉あ@enginqueer· Dec 23

meme of ralsei from deltarune as a small white fluffy dog, being washed with a shower head. the text is "my goat, washed"

真莉あ@enginqueer· Dec 23

this is ripperoni, to me

black and white photo of a sphynx cat sitting on top of a mini fridge next to a sewing machine, facing into the illuminating sunlight