J.Ellis
@englishmaninbx
The weird guy from Bordeaux. Ex publican,ex motorcycle racer, ex lots of things . In France since 1989, hate racism / homophobia/ misogyny. Owner of Labradors, knower of things. Full time bullshitter it’s all shits & giggles till someone giggles & shits
Ellis Jnr doing his thing in Poland now for the first round of the SEC. I’m shaking like a shitting dog but he got 2nd in his first heat.
The face of a man on his third daquiri and who’s been left in charge of a BBQ. *hic
This time next week I shall be drinking cocktails in Megeve. Therefore practice tonight is a frozen pineapple & mango daquiri. Cheers x
I know it’s on the sun, but 50°c on my front terrace is taking the piss
Let’s face it. America is completely and utterly fucked. The country needs is a Nicolae Ceaucescu moment. This is his last public appearance when he finally realised he’d lost the people, shortly afterwards he was put on trial, found guilty and executed. Is the USA brave enough to do the same?
If in france you’re fed up with getting nuisance calls, I can’t recommend this app enough. I was getting sometimes up to 10 calls a day. I installed it a month ago, it took 10 minutes to download ( it has 16,000 000 numbers in its database). Result …. Not one nuisance call since !!! Do it
It appears that grandchildren are like busses. You wait 34 years and two come along in 8 months. There’s a little speedway rider due at the end of the year.
I know it’s satire, you know it’s satire. But …. There’s still that niggling doubt huh ?
I hadn’t really paid attention to decor when looking at a house I’m buying, preferring to concentrate on structural stuff. But looking at the pictures online , I’ll be glad the old owner is taking the deers head, it’s two upturned feet and the ship in a bottle that reside on one of the fireplaces
I signed for this house yesterday. In three months time ( paperwork permitting) it looks like I’ll have another project to play with.
