@eobaltimore
I proofread to relax. I brake for trees. I root for the Orioles, nothing I can do about that.
Guy with a personality and a smile did it better 98 years ago (“Sex Life of a Polyp” with narrator Robert Benchley).
When the #NYTimes reports on a gruesome ritual murder scene awash in blood and severed body parts and the headline reads: “Site of Possible Accident Reveals Someone Forgot to Clean the Carpet”
Thx for the prompt. An hour ago I was in the checkout line at the Giant when I saw this ⬇️ and bought it. I swear I haven’t noticed one since the 20th century - when, truly, they were chunkier.
🙁 thx for the info. Please tell him if you can that this is a mandatory stop on his welcome tour:
No, the hobos that rich kids brought to swanky parties back in the day were much better looking.
I went to last night’s ⚾️ game at Camden Yards, where my seatmate and I grieved the small crowd and, not coincidentally, another lackluster O’s showing. Postgame, seatmate googled the attendance figure. AI, that shining money-vacuuming jewel and job replacer of our age, reported:
FBI celebrating Take Your Daughters To Work Day. Kash Patel is nothing if not progressive! (Narrator: He is not progressive.)
Thx, I didn’t make the connection. Adenoid Hynkel used a slightly different logo:
Same, unfortunately. When I click on “read for free” I am taken to the page offering a free tote bag with my paid subscription.
Thx for inviting Stubby Kaye into my brain where he’s set up rent-free living quarters.
Flee North by Scott Shane, a generously detailed account of escapes by enslaved people from around Washington and Baltimore. Essays by Thomas Smallwood, the chief actor in these events and author of gritty dispatches taunting enslavers, are in the appendix. Someone will try to ban it in 4, 3 , 2 ..
Credit Baltimore with 2 demonstrations: this one + one at Social Security national HQ in Woodlawn, about 10 miles away. I was downtown and the sign game was typically awesome.
If you think he’s afraid of the penis, just wait for the Attack of the 50 Foot Vagina
Appreciate the offer, assume your good intentions, but I don’t find a place to click on this screen that opens the article.
I want to, but I can’t wait much longer for the official campaign t-shirt/sweatshirt/ pin/ koozie for editors.