“We're an Al-Positive, Techno-Accelerationist High-Fidelity Epistemic Enclave.”

Finally, an origin story for this guy

The most important man actually in the room right now is this guy

Evergreen

In America, you cannot touch the water. If you do, they kill your entire family.

The cube looks kind of gelatinous, so maybe it’s for the wobble when he moves around.

Just a few necessities in case of emergency

A classic

Ah, I see

Eyewitness on LaserDisc

Well well well, if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers

lmao

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie