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@erikdarling

I will make your #SQLServer faster in exchange for money.

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Darling Data@erikdarling· 1d

Well that was fun

Darling Data@erikdarling· 4d

Trying to make friends.

Darling Data@erikdarling· 5d

They named one after me.

Darling Data@erikdarling· 12d

allez hop!

Darling Data@erikdarling· 13d

Goodnight you sleepyheads.

Darling Data@erikdarling· 22d

14 wins hwg

Darling Data@erikdarling· 23d

New album in stores tomorrow.

Darling Data@erikdarling· 28d

typical sql server code review.

Darling Data@erikdarling· Jul 3

This heat has got RIGHT OUT OF HAND!!!

Darling Data@erikdarling· Jun 16

Pre-cons for PASS Summit West are official 🎉 I'm teaching a full day: "T-SQL That Doesn't Suck: Solving Performance and Concurrency Problems." #PASSDataSummit passdatacommunitysummit.com/west/pre-con...

Darling Data@erikdarling· Jun 14

ZAG > IST (time travel) > NYC

Darling Data@erikdarling· Jun 9

NYC > DUB > ZAG

Darling Data@erikdarling· Jun 2

ah, words. words with meaning.

Darling Data@erikdarling· May 28

to celebrate cracking 10,000 downloads AND my first colonoscopy, i'm gonna do something crazy and have another clearance sale. the next 10,000 downloads of my free sql server performance monitoring tool will also be free. thank you for your attention to this matter. github.com/erikdarlingd...

Darling Data@erikdarling· May 15

Doing some Friday index maintenance.

Darling Data@erikdarling· May 14

Do widzenia, Poland! Hope to see you next year!

Darling Data@erikdarling· May 12

I am sad to report that Erland no longer uses Comic Sans.

Darling Data@erikdarling· May 12

Poland ain’t bad.

Darling Data@erikdarling· May 10

expect to hear from my lawyers.

Darling Data@erikdarling· May 9

Heading to SQL Day! Can’t wait to finally see Poland!

Darling Data@erikdarling· Apr 29

it's music to my very ears.

Darling Data@erikdarling· Apr 28

Counterpoint:

Darling Data@erikdarling· Mar 30

New Performance Studio Release: 1.3.0 (FREE|MIT): github.com/erikdarlingd... Thanks to Romain Ferraton for the continued Query Store prettification.

Darling Data@erikdarling· Mar 27

Back in Chicago to bring human-generated joy to the people for PASS Data Comunity SUmmit East! Register here: click.red-gate.com/ODA4LUlURy03... #PASSDataSummit

Darling Data@erikdarling· Mar 26

i use the cli for the custom spinners: github.com/MrJoeSack/sp...

Darling Data@erikdarling· Mar 22

jafar, why do you disapprove of the paloma?

Darling Data@erikdarling· Mar 6

@motherduck.com thanks for the duck!

Darling Data@erikdarling· Feb 28

Currently working on surfacing query plan stuff you should know about in my free SQL Server Monitoring tool. Interesting statement level information, Missing index memes, and a Wait Stats graph. Plus, more query analysis rules! github.com/erikdarlingd...

Darling Data@erikdarling· Feb 24

If you're like me, and you forget which PerfMon counters to use for problems, you're gonna love the PerfMon packs coming to my free SQL Server Monitoring Tool. github.com/erikdarlingd...

Darling Data@erikdarling· Feb 23

Coming soon to my free SQL Server Monitoring tool: native plan viewing, getting actual execution plans, and plan analysis rules that I've always wanted to see in SSMS. Check it out here: github.com/erikdarlingd...