Erik

@erikgt

Blue Jays fan. Disc golfer. Urban planner. Social media addict. Simpsons memer.

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Erik@erikgt· 21d

Jack drawing Rose, very much worth the paper and charcoal.

Erik@erikgt· Jul 14

Erik@erikgt· Jul 10

How is the worst offence in baseball coupled with the 5th worst starting staff sitting nearly .500?

Snapshot of the Padres’ rankings, including being last in most offensive categories and near the bottom of the starting pitcher stats. But their standings shown at the top show that they’re 46-47

Erik@erikgt· Jun 25

I had a coworker that this would have been a good one for. If her email had 6 sentences, she used a minimum 9 exclamation marks.

Erik@erikgt· Jun 18

Big L for one of the biggest Ls in the league!

The quick recap of the Jays-Red Sox game, with the Jays winning 4-3. Nance gets the win, Fluharty the save and the loss goes to Chapman.

Erik@erikgt· Jun 18

Here?

The image from the Raptors’ parade above, but with the guy climbing on the traffic light pole, who is circled.

Erik@erikgt· Jun 13

On his birthday weekend too! ♥️

Erik@erikgt· Jun 10

You forgot the hilarious BABIP!

Jeff Hoffman’s BABIP by inning, with none good, but the 9th inning a hilarious .652

Erik@erikgt· May 28

Calgary solved it!

CBC article headline reads:
“5 years after Calgary declared a climate emergency, city council calls it off

Council voted 10-5 on Wednesday to rescind its emergency declaration”

Erik@erikgt· May 26

Oh no Bibee, what is you doing?

Tanner Bibee’s stats from tonight, including a -9.15 score for fantasy purposes, thanks to just 9 outs while allowing 8 hits and 7 earned runs.

Erik@erikgt· May 19

Me telling the tale of the strikeout:

Ralph Wiggum explaining to his parents how principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple were making babies in the closet and one of the babies looked at him

Erik@erikgt· May 18

I’d be more concerned about the hole in the roof

Erik@erikgt· May 18

Steamy like this?

Steam rises from a wet, partly snow covered field.

Erik@erikgt· May 12

Even this fucking graphic screams “the Rays just did their typical shit”

Rays scoring a run on a piddly-ass 2-out bloop single that was barely fair.

Erik@erikgt· May 8

The Angels’ recent transaction list is swimming in #oldfriends

List of the Angels’ latest roster moves:

DATE
TRANSACTION/UPDATE
5/8
C Omar Martinez contract selected from minors
5/8
C Travis d'Arnaud placed on 10-Day IL
5/7
RP Nick Sandlin cleared waivers; released
5/6
SP Samuel Aldegheri optioned to minors
5/6
SP/RP Alek Manoah activated from 15-Day IL
5/5
RP Tayler Saucedo optioned to minors
5/5
RP Kirby Yates activated from 15-Day IL
5/4
RP Samuel Aldegheri recalled from minors
5/4
RP Nick Sandlin designated for assignment
5/3
RP Tayler Saucedo contract selected from minors

Erik@erikgt· May 5

Tyler Rogers doesn’t seem to think it’s dangerous.

Tyler Rogers’ Savant page with 1st percentile fastball velocity and 100th percentile exit velocity

Erik@erikgt· May 4

Varland won the Reliever of the Month award, and these are the combined stats of his setup men. #penislookinggood

The combined stats for Jeff Hoffman and Tyler Rogers for the Blue Jays in 2025, including a 3.21 ERA with peripherals that are even better.

Erik@erikgt· Apr 30

I do appreciate the subtleness of this throwback

Sign on the door reads:

DR. MARVIN MONROE
CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST
MEMBER OF THE BONERLAND
MEDICAL
ASSOCIATION

Erik@erikgt· Apr 27

I’m ready for this again!

Tweet from the @BlueJays account from Aug 8, 2021 that says “UPDATE: OF George Springer “felt good” and ran the bases today” with pictures of him hitting a home run and running the bases.

This was a follow up to the previous reports before his return from the IL about him getting closer, running the bases to be ready to return.

Erik@erikgt· Apr 23

Sometimes the “matchup of the week” seem like bad choices. Not this time. 1 vs 2, currently tied. Well done Yahoo.

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK

1. The Second Spitters
229.45
Luke Edwards • 4-0-0

Vs

2. Albies There For You
229.45
Middaughsome • 3-1-0

Erik@erikgt· Apr 20

Cuckoo

Bart’s famous “and we’re going to catch up to them by going slower than them” rant in the Leg Up program, but replaced with

WE'RE ALL STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND WE'RE GOING TO FIX IT BY ADDING MORE TRAFFIC?

Erik@erikgt· Apr 20

Ai still sucks at everything.

Ai result from Google:

Ned Flanders' biblical epic, "The Life of Moses," was a serious contender, but Hans Moleman's "Man Getting Hit by Football" won because the festival highlighted surreal, absurdist humor over traditional storytelling.
While Ned's film showcased genuine etfort, the judges preferred the simple, comedic impact of Moleman's film. ma IMDb +2
Why Flanders Could Have Won:
• Production Effort: Unlike others who showed security footage or home videos, Ned created an ambitious, narrative-driven epic with costuming, acting, and plot.
• Genuine Expression: It reflected his character and faith, providing emotional depth rarely seen in Springfield. ®
Why Moleman Won Instead:
• Pure Comedy: The festival needed a laugh, and "Man Getting Hit by Football" was described as a masterpiece of comedic simplicity.
• The "Academy" Choice: Jay Sherman, the guest judge, favored humor over earnestness, making Moleman the clear victor over more conventional entries.
ID IMDb+1
Ultimately, the Springfield Film Festival in "A Star Is Burns" prioritized comedic shock value over traditional, earnest filmmaking, leaving Ned's heartfelt effort overlooked. o» IMDb+1
Ask anything

Erik@erikgt· Apr 18

John Schneider in the pre-game press conference:

Erik@erikgt· Apr 15

I’m guessing he watched the replay and was shocked to find out Okamoto was still 20 feet from home. He seemed to have made up his mind, lost track of where Okamoto was and committed to getting the out.

Just as Contreras makes the catch, Okamoto is still about 20 feet from home.

Erik@erikgt· Apr 10

He has been washed since 2020

Stats for all pitchers since the start of 2020. Corbin has allowed over 100 more runs than anyone else. Plus a whole lot of other stats

Erik@erikgt· Apr 9

Oops @fangraphs.com. You at least got Varland’s first name right on his own page.

A collection of Blue Jays’ pitcher stats to start the season, including a misspelled Louis Varland, spelled L O U I E.

Erik@erikgt· Apr 8

We have our own Gordie Howe Bridge in Saskatoon that is pretty good to ride a bike across!

The pedestrian dangling river crossing under the Gordie Howe Bridge in Saskatoon, with a nice view of the South Saskatchewan River and decent protection from the elements. And the bonus feature of being safe from the freeway above

Erik@erikgt· Apr 7

Nerds on the Simpsons, with the middle one wearing a “Genius At Work” t-shirt saying “boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder”

Erik@erikgt· Apr 7

This feels like a really awkward way of recording a conversation with Beeston.

Paul Beeston, being secretly recorded in his oversized marble lair, speaking candidly about the origins of the Injustice League, or maybe the Blue Jays.

Erik@erikgt· Mar 26

Because even Nathan Pyle realizes that the season didn’t really start yesterday, here’s the orb slapping song posted today.