boy did i ever misread this email subject line

honestly i respect the sheer audacity

last day of work before vacation let's do this shit

you know you're indisputably the villain when brad marchand is like the sixth most hated player on your team

someday i will buy a full length mirror for my office so i can stop taking bathroom selfies. someday.

i used to drive by the sign for this law office every day. literally dick butts.

so busy at work today i didn't have time to take thirst traps :(

feels pretty transphobic that this is the waiting room they put me in???

ok i'm kinda drunk but i should wear this dress more often right? right, good, glad we agree

guess who's going to federal court this afternoon (NOT as the defendant)

happy pride to gay women and women-adjacent

work weeks go by way faster when you take monday and tuesday off

@actualnames.bsky.social dick life

i didn't choose it, it chose me

Cat.

submitting this as my documentation in support of bottom surgery

brought my puppygirl here and everyone knew you

the denver summit supporters section goes hard

trying a middle part for the first time... still needs some work tbh

tbh i might be ok with confederate statues coming back as long as they're open to the community to use as public art installations

why are cats like this

v:tm larpers? oh, you mean:

well at least the meetings weren't canceled today

ceiling mcdavid is watching you masturbate

morning meeting was canceled at the last minute so now i'm stuck here the rest of the day Like This

me greeting my buddy lee:

@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online have you considered getting into hockey?