ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩🔧)
@eris404
i'm just your friendly neighborhood cyber-trans this profile is sex-positive and for adults only. it may contain nudity, ribald language, absurdism, & random star trek mentions. if we're friends elsewhere and you don't want to see that, i still love you!
pov ur an LLM and just got stumped by a question on your US history exam
before transitioning i first tried on every version of masculinity i thought i might successfully emulate, hoping one would fit i used to watch paul newman movies, pausing them and trying to figure out how he carried himself with this effortless cool truly never a better leaner, before or since 🤌
biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch WHAT?! 😮😍 (day after washing and first time doing the full post-shower routine)
i’ve always hated ending up with my dad’s side of the family’s hair: stick-straight, flat as hell. if i don’t do arcane rituals with it, i’m doing a casual cosplay of the girl from the ring but i started trying a curly girl routine because i’ve always had curlies under the rest of my hair and…?!
believe it or not, there’s actually a cat hiding in this bookcase
@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social congrats on your fortnite skin!
new mix i need to make: “GIIIIIIT ‘IM”, so like… irreplaceable bust your windows silver springs take a bow since u been gone you’re so vain goodbye earl be careful hold up fuck you (lily allen) abcdefu free yourself you ought ya know hit ‘em up style these boots are made for walking what else?
how many nice things could you say about yourself? this journal’s first prompt is to “fill this whole section with self-affirmations”, and there’s about 40-50 empty lines in the section. could you say FIFTY NICE THINGS about yourself?
breathe in. count to 4. feel your chest rise hold it. count to 4. feel the pressure inside you breathe out. count to 4. drop your shoulders hold it. count to 4. relax your jaw. let it all go. repeat. you can take one minute for yourself ❤️
i can’t get past this part. i went back and te-read it after finishing the piece. because goddamnit, every single one of the men she wrote about was EXACTLY who i would have expected them to be
people who have been making excuses for platner as more details emerge and the vibes get ever-more rancid
it was on ss officer’s caps. not a dogwhistle tattoo, only the most notorious nazi symbol behind the swazstika and maybe the imperial eagle.
i’m not looking to be willfully misled, so i’m gonna go by the actions of mr. sneaky team leader (and someone who worked for blackwater. on purpose!) rather than the most recent thing he said on a podcast after knowing his secret nazi tattoo was going public. you do you.
he knew what it was. or at least sometimes when he had enough to drink he admitted he knew what it was…
by this logic, israel just needs to first “return” the tens of thousands of palestinians murdered prior to october 7, 2023. easy.