People should simply not be allowed to say such things aloud without immediately getting clocked by the nearest bystander.

God fucking DAMMIT

I STG if I see this fucker’s name trending one more time and it’s not because he’s dead [redacted]

Coward

We’re slowly trying to replace our grass with frog fruit/frog bit, which I like because it’s drought tolerant and stays green without water, and it makes these cute little flowers too. (not my photo, but my goal)

I’m sorry was the man they killed not a “member of the public”?

They’re nasty because they’re originally British lmao

Okay but why do that here then? That’s a weird thing to do if you don’t want a bunch of people to think you’re trying to argue with the person you first replied to. Like it doesn’t matter that community college is cheaper. In many places it’s still expensive, and it’s also a lot of work.

I say this even though my label sucks. I’ve never been on a cruise and never will. I’m much more likely to die in a foraging accident.

My fava beans are taller than the corn. They’re almost as tall as me.

Happy Mother’s Day! Remember, those of us spawned by dangerous beasts are under no obligation to appease them—nor are we doomed to become them.

That’s cool that they can do that but I feel like they could have skipped all that line stuff and just zoomed in on the damned thing.

Here’s some rooreh, walking onions and ground cherries from my garden. #gardening

Still have to wait to bust this baby out I guess.

To be clear, I’m genuinely sorry that happened to you and I’m not just saying “not a leftist” bc he was an asshole. Bullying retail workers is antithetical to leftist values. Most leftist would call this guy a liberal or “Blue MAGA” More on the difference www.boshemiamagazine.com/blog/whats-t...

LMAO

God bless this precious baby who has no idea I woke up to news that a neighbor was kidnapped by ICE, nor that I spent the day hiding a potential incipient genocide cum nuclear war from my child while my partner was at work.

Y’all need to be on a plane to DC now. Don’t wait for Johnson. The world can’t wait.

I love taking photos this time of day. Doesn’t matter if you’re using an old bottom-tier iPhone. Everyone always looks amazing.

For some reason that picture of the Artemis boosters veering off looks like an an old timey guy doing fisticuffs. I tried to find some bits and bobs to help me render it on my phone, but now it just looks like an old timey guy with no shirt on showing off his two favorite butter knives.

Nah he was a big dork ass weeb and loving every second of it

Good lord