ETX Gov
@etxgov
Official unofficial gov of East Texas. Agitator of status quos, nerd. Usonian. They call me Queso Blanco. Yall Means All. Democracy Supporter. He/Him. This may be who we are, but it is not who we will be. Old glory does not wave for them, it waves for us.
Was craving Freddy's. Went and remembered why I don't go to Freddy's. This shake was a dollar less than what we paid for 4 ice creams at Braum's last night. Playing card for scale.
This but as a hybrid would sell like hotcakes. Ok it would sell at least one. To me.
Happy July 2nd to the First Minnesota. Who mounted bayonets and tore into a bunch of traitors to save the union.
This photo I took of a mural for boost mobile that looks like they forgot to remove the generic branding. It's a real city.
Yall @jessicashortall.bsky.social told me to move to Minnesota bc the incredible summer weather makes up for the winters. I think she sold me a bill of goods.
Yo Austin folks, there's room in the convoy to Saint Paul next month if you want in.
When I'm president, we're going to build so many houses in California that the median price in every one of these counties is 500k.
Portugal: We need a new Ronaldo Portugal's mom: but we have Ronaldo at home. The Ronaldo at home:
We rented this for the kids joint birthday party yesterday and it was a freaking blast. And with it setup as a waterslide it would rocket you down, kids and adults. I bet my two did at least 100 slides apiece.
I'm trying to get this house down to one pod and two cars worth of stuff. The only furniture we're taking is an armoire that folds down comically small. We rented a whole Uhaul to get it home from the sale bc this thing is like 7 foot tall and 4 foot wide. And the antiques guy was cracking up.
This is well worth reading. I also didn't realize we made up 10% of the population, but I think that's my East Texas location skewing my expected results.