most vindicated novelty candidate in history

name an actor with more range

Appreciate there's a zero percent chance anyone is watching this so:

“congratulations sir, your LASIT surgery has been a complete success!” don’t you mean LASIK… *looks out of window* oh…

another one bites the dust

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again

this rips unfortunately

the Reform woman on Jeremy Vine this morning seemed genuinely furious about him lmao

VAR:

my honest reaction

most informed American world cup watcher

good night sweet prince

I’ve heard enough, let us pledge our banners to the Slayer of the South, Andy Burnham

'support all the home nations' is bad enough but supporting everywhere that Charlie is King of is just taking the piss

good quiz IMO

the Alliance for Responsible Citizenship

@ecuador

taking 'I am from Bosnia take me to America' as literally as possible it seems!

one man had the vision

it’s a shame we bullied The Herald out of promoting their Kevin McKenna articles on here, because we would have had good fun with this one

okay so Sturgeon genuinely didn’t have any reason to be suspicious of the purchases

let women like men

it would really take the sting out of England winning the world cup if Starmer missed out on being there for the final by 2 days

probably, close enough to definite for me!

contrast boring managerial John Swinney who doesn’t bow to every culture war attack with boring managerial Keir Starmer who does (Scotland numbers but UK-wide Starmer popularity is similar)

the Red Sox announcers being shocked the Scotland fans are signing even though there’s no music over the loudspeakers

pictured: the three Scotland fans

in a bar that’s already got their ‘Scotland are out’ bunting up

stop the count, etc, etc

the supermarket own-brand football tops are interesting to me, Lidl and Tesco have got ones with the actual SFA badge on them, while Sainbury's and Asda have the official world cup logo but have had to design completely different Scotland crests