Morning in America.

#Becerra

This little fucker turns six today, and all he is asking for the freedom to go outside where the coyotes hunt.

I believe the children are our future.

Rainbow over North Hollywood.

I'm not saying #GenX was tougher, but on Mondays we watched a murderer, a sexual assaulter and a cheater caught on camera host Monday Night Football.

Delighted to see fake accounts getting deleted! Check out my recent DM history!

You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

Amazing that we even need to look in the Epstein files, but... okay.

Who’s making money?

Wow look who made the cover of Time!

NSFW: THIS is an automated ad on YouTube? I'm telling you the advertising on Youtube has become a sewer.

Christian Yelich? That you bro?

#MLB

Being poor ain’t cheap. At Dollar Tree, this bag of Ketchup Type Sauce is $2.99.

My house was visited by a great egret. I hope this is a sign of good fortune. #Glendale

Weekend project.

My actual child actually painted this as part of her Senior Thesis and I am stunned.

Two in one week!

Maintaining male friendships takes time, effort and generosity, but it’s so worth it.

Like a child, Trump thinks of California as if it's all Haight-Ashbury in 1968. It's actually this:

I'm seeing a lot of cat pictures here today, I get it. Here's a flashback to when our bossy Fur Commander was just our Quarantine Kitty.

Proof:

This is what I’m dealing with today. #Bluesky