Evan Harlowe
@evanharlowe
💚 Gadabout on the primrose path - come wander with me awhile. 🔞 Naked online 🥰 Bullies men for fun and cash 💸 Find me live on MFC, CB, and SC 🎥 Find all my links :
I’m not doing the afternoon stream today - I’m still in bed 😅 See you for our late night stream later. Maybe I’ll be a little bit earlier for that
TITTIES OUT! Come play
✨staying present✨ in my therapy appointment meant I had to miss an important package delivery, now I gotta go down to the post office to pick it up tomorrow and im pissed. So that’s obviously working great for me 😒🙃
Early (somehow) for my nail appointment so I’m just fuckin baking out in the sun. I hate that I’m turning into an air conditioned person. I hate the air conditioner, but apparently I’m of the age that I need it ☹️
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I need bigger titties so my seatbelt stays between them instead of trying to get caught under my right nipple ring. If I hit the brakes too hard that things getting ripped out 😩
I am so very sleepy and only just now headed to the studio to pick up all my equipment. I still really wanna do an outdoor stream today so I'm moving it till 5pm and hoping I can make it.
If you were a very good pet, you would be #spoiling me on my #throne #wishlist right now, wouldn't you? https://throne.com/evanharlowe/wishlist
uuugggHHHHHH I took my knee tape off hoping I could get away with it for a few days, but the stabby pain is back so I put it back on but I did it WRONG and I dont wanna redo it because this shit is stupid expensive to waste so lets just hope it works 🙄😩
I may or may not have just added @lovense-official.bsky.social 's new toy - the Fizz - and an attachment for my Domi to my wishlist. I also bumped the Flexer over to crowdfunding 👀 Just saying. www.lovense.com/wish-list/mz... #treatme #spoilme #wishlist
Besides weird dreams I am finding it utterly impossible to WAKE THE FUCK UP today. Im taking tomorrow off too since today was supposed to be for cleaning and I feel like thats not happening unless I catch a wind at like midnight 😞 (I probably will and be awake till 6am)
camming has infiltrated my dreams now. I dreamt that I was just testing a set up and I opened up my chat room but (I thought?) didnt turn my camera on, but HUGE tips started rolling in but I couldn't scroll the chat screen to actually read the tip notes so I didnt know what was going on?
The recording of tonight’s cumshow is live on MFCShare and pending on CB as of this post, so if you missed it live you can still get sloppy seconds
I haven’t been mean to anybody in a while, I’m feeling pent up. If a less dumb dog wants to show him how it’s done, you can hit my offline menus on either MFC or CB or my CA 🙄💁♀️😈
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A reminder that tonight is FANCLUB FRIDAY. I’m only at 6pm, there’s a CUMSHOW in club/ticket at 8pm. Anyone can purchase a one-time pass but fanclub members get a discount. I’ve got a hard out at 9pm so I won’t be back in chat after the cumshow
If you were a very good pet, you would be #spoiling me on my #throne #wishlist right now, wouldn't you? https://throne.com/evanharlowe/wishlist
An annoying amount of my "sex dreams" plots are that there is a person I am trying to have sex with but we cant find the right place to do it. Or the foreplay part takes so long that we get interrupted and then no sex happens. I have a lot of sex dreams where I don't get fucked
It's after 4:30 and I am only just rolling out of bed, so I am skipping tonight's stream. I will see you tomorrow for FANCLUB FRIDAY! Regular stream starts at 6pm and CUMSHOW in club begins at 8 💦
I thought I was going to get to sleep in tomorrow. I was so relieved after this mornings fuckin fiasco. but I am wrong. it is hair appointment day, and I stupidly agreed to noon. why am I so mean to myself
Talking with a family member about how the last time I saw a niece I was (as an adult) taking her trick or treating (because she wasn’t old enough to go by herself) Now she’s graduated university. How old am I?!? Sheesh.
No wait somebody confess their love for me real quick so I can do something funny (to me and probably only me)
I’ve been sober for hours but not once did I just reach over and put my vibe on the charger and now it’s 5am and I dunno if we’re gonna survive guys
Is God Is was fantastic by the way y’all should watch it it didn’t do nearly as well at the box office as it should have
I’m hot - yall hot? (I’m drunk)
I dunno - does he like butter tarts?
If you were a very good pet, you would be #spoiling me on my #throne #wishlist right now, wouldn't you? https://throne.com/evanharlowe/wishlist
Kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the back seat, fuck me in the back seat