when i tried to leave for work this morning this dickhead planted his ass right in front of the door

I was ringing up my crew meal and i accidentally created Vile and Evil Sprite Berry Blast

ive always been particularly fond of what i got out of this trip. some of my best work

i have a problem

last week i went to macs on my thrift lunch break and ordered rhe new blackberry drink and one of my managers made the sprite on accident and i was like Oh thats not what I got... and he was like Oh shit sorry you can still have this though! and so i got 2 drinks. And then heres a funny strip i saw

last week shortly after i had clocked on someone else was leaving and asked for an exit task and he told her to get ice refills, and then he told me after i pointed out that we needed some and i went "yayy i love ice!" and he goes "i thought your people HATED ice!!!" and laughs his ass off

i made danny wells luigi

My situation yesterday

this morning i got on tomodachi and after me and palutena made up from a fight both katella from aosth and ana from mother 1 walked up to me, shone a flashlight in my face and went "oops" and walked away after

i made. my sexy cartoon woman

im sorry everyone i hate to do this but im $350 in the red from both auto payments and overdraft fees and i dont get paid until friday and i need that money for rent. any help is sincerely appreciated im so sorry cash.app/$sundaywarning www.paypal.me/thundertorna...

i sacrificed multiple hours of sleep for this and it was worth it

He really liked rhe skeleton costume.

latest additions to my island: coney and jonesy fortnite

:)

I was curious to see if i could make a decent looking shiipon and i actually really like how she turned out so i guess im adding the rest of oinky doink 😅

the chicken patties have the same breading as the nuggets. and apparently these only come back with the chicken big mac too which is unfortunate

sorry my phone showed me this picture of him and i just got sentimental. i miss my old man i wish he could have stayed around forever

Akiba maid war is the best thing ive ever seen. what the fuck. it brought me in with the senseless anime girl violence and kept me with the drama. Absolute cinema

Look at this fucking thing i just made. he cracks me up. i dont even know anything about him or dragon ball but i know i had to have him around

This never fucking fails to make me laugh

do you guys fuck with my island residents

i also made her talk to my mii and she started swaying her hips like this. I feel honored

i made palutena, the goddess of light in tomodachi and gave her an egg and she absolutely hated it. I lvoe this game

game's good

i love doing archipelago but ive run brc both times and a majority of the checks in that game are useless if your win condition is just beating the game and i have to explain it every tjme

My puppy

idk if ive ever mentioned it out in the open but i want my first tat to be a franklin badge from mother right over my heart. although i always think its a bit simpler than it actually is. idk if where exactly i want it is too small but its supposed to be a pin to begin with-