Evelyn Waugh Dispatches
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Pronouns: one/one/one’s Irritable, tiresome, contrary, unlikeable, some might say unspeakable, but rather brilliant author if I do say so myself who enjoys sending you all dispatches down from Heaven, where I’m living quite comfortably, thank you.
Not proposing this to gain any royalties, given that I’m up here in Heaven.
The world was so much prettier when everything was in black and white.
This is Susan Collins’s official portrait, and I have concerns.
Dateline Washington, D.C.: Pia Zadora has backed out of Freedom 250.
For Pushkin lovers, and opera lovers … one hopes this is the one he’ll turn up.
In point of fact, your president said “areas and groups of people” which one assumes means more elementary schools.
Tehran’s demands: New negotiators without chemical peels and waxed eyebrows.
London: Fleet Street front pages fully aligned for first time since 1647.
In Norfolk this evening, Randy Fountladder-Bogspout emerges from Aylsham Police Station wondering, if it should come to that, whether there might be prison options in Britain like Ghislaine’s, with spa, yoga, and unlimited toilet roll. Perhaps they could throw in a butler and a lady’s maid?