
Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· 10d Opened that fucking pit up and got kicked in the eyeball

Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· 14d Gonna get some use out of this one I’m sure

Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· 20d Going on a double date with my wife and this is pregaming at 32

Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· Jun 14 It was at this precise moment that I would’ve decided to go into hiding



Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· Jun 13 Starting to understand how the olds felt when they first saw Four Loko. Please don’t do this to yourself.


Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· Jun 4 Damn it they’re stealing all my time


Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· Jun 3 Unclear exactly how this could have gotten much better.

Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· Jun 2 If your one rule lead you to this, of what use is the rule?

Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· Jun 2 People know that Independence Day is in July, right?

Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· Jun 1 He 100% is the type of contrarian who would take a less talented player to prove a point lol
Also here are the defensive EPA/play rankings from last year

Johnny Guitar@eyeballkid· Jun 1 Not totally wrong. But I will default to the guy on the right if necessary.