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Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· 23d

What a take: “Where some observers see hardship, others glimpse self-sufficiency: more people turning to work, family, and private charity rather than entitlements that critics say promote dependency.”

said. St. Mary’s Food Bank “takes a burden off my shoulder,” she said, and her 20-year-old daughter makes about $150 a week selling plasma, which Ms. Klaman, who is anemic, cannot do.

Then her stoic front cracked. “Inside I’m an emotional wreck,” she said. “I’m her mother — I should be the provider — and we’re using her blood.”

Strengthening SNAP or Crippling It?
Stories of lost aid can be interpreted in contrasting ways. Where some observers see hardship, others glimpse self-sufficiency: more people turning to work, family, and private charity rather than entitlements that critics say promote dependency.

Ms. McDonald, the Mesa grandmother, praised the feeling of “community” that food banks impart. Mr. Fleming, the handyman, said he lives with his father, who “wouldn’t let me starve.” Ms. Barroso said losing SNAP forced her boyfriend to “pick up extra work,” which she said hurt family time but welfare critics would call success.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· 26d

I wonder how many Virginians have truly grasped this. Gonna do an unscientific poll of my co-workers.

Known as the data center capital of the world, Virginia has more of the warehouse-like facilities, which process and store the data that powers the internet and artificial intelligence, than any other state or country outside of the U.S. Many more are on the horizon.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Jul 14

Me, writing my “Missing Cat” post: He looks like every other gray and brown tabby on the planet, but 300% more handsome, please be on the lookout.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Jul 10

These “related” titles are sending me.

Jesus Uses Money to Diagnose Our Spiritual
Bankruptcy
MICHAEL J. RHODES

How God Helps Me Eat on $33 Per Week
ANNA BROADWAY

I Wanted to Serve Both God and Mammon
YI NING CHIU
The Tithe That Binds
MYLES WERNTZ

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Jul 5

Pretty sure I have no secret body parts or body parts I just plum forgot I had.

Are You Forgetting to Wash These Body Parts? Probably

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Jun 25

Mrs. Seinfeld, Please, I am begging you. Put the air conditioner on.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Jun 17

Kids talk about brain rot these days but man did I watch a lot of TV in the 80s.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Jun 17

I HOWLED

“People sometimes talk about the size of the universe and how small they feel compared to the infinite stars many light-years away,” Vance writes. “I had never shared that feeling.” This, you can certainly tell.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Jun 12

Nothing to see here, just rubbing ice between my boobs.

Weather report screen shot showing Coney Island heat advisory

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Jun 11

Still from Viva Las Vegas: “The lady loves me, but she doesn’t know it yet..”

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Jun 6

They say it goes by fast. And for once, they may be right.

My 18 year old baby in his blue cap and gown, holding his diploma.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· May 30

I love her gray ombré. Her little face always looks dirty, like she’s been coal mining.

A white kitten with smoky gray on paws and face, sleeping contentedly.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· May 29

Word bubbles from Gerald and Piggy book that say “MORE BALLS”

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· May 27

Props to this Ohio weed store for knowing the cognitive limits of their clientele.

An emergency exit sign pointing to the front door.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· May 24

His student evals would be pages and pages of 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

A very good boy, in graduation hat and doctoral hood.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· May 16

IQ test scores have risen over the decades even as water has been fluoridated. I really can’t figure out the end game here. Dentists, the only people who would profit here, think de-fluoridation is dumb. 🤷‍♀️ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flynn_e...

The increasing test performance over time appears on every major test, in every age range, at every ability level, and in every modern industrialized country, although not necessarily at the same rate as in the United States. The increase was continuous and roughly linear from the earliest days of testing to the mid-1990s.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· May 1

Mike Johnson, as usual:

Calamity Jane on Deadwood: “what’s my popularity with my fellow white people?”

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 29

when your dentist tries to be dope

A sign that says “Plaque is whack” with a tooth flashing deuces.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 29

He is no help.

An orange cat looks sternly over a Lego project, making no attempt whatsoever to assist.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 27

“The Revolution Is Inclusion” DAY-AM, Special Olympics! Well said!

A T-shirt that says
“Special Olympics Gymnastics
The Revolution is inclusion”

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 27

A distant cousin loafs in solidarity.

A tabby cat with pinchy eyes loafs upon a floral ottoman

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 24

Have read this a couple of times now and it really is a banger. There's the firehouse of chaos we hear from the WH every day but this also is a reminder ("been pushing to raise the legal limit of radiation") of how deep we are. Not everything will be fixable.

Cohen has been pushing to raise the legal limit of radiation that nuclear energy companies are allowed to emit from their facilities. One nuclear industry insider, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said many firms are fixating on changing these radiation rules: Their business model requires moving nuclear reactors around the country, often near workers or the general public.

Building thick, expensive shielding walls can be prohibitively expensive, they said.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 22

Our boy with an important PSA.

A tabby cat lounges on a couch next to a hard cover book inscribed with the words CAT DO NOT SWIM

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 19

Any contractor working on that Death Star knew the risk involved: from Clerks.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 17

and on that note

Tuxedo cat stares into camera and strongly gives WTF vibe.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 14

Husband planted these when we moved here 12 years ago and CREDIT WHERE IT’S DUE. I love seeing it every spring.

Purple flowered creeping vine over a gate arbor.

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 12

The love of my life is currently napping with the small furry benevolent dictator who is my primary competition for his attention.

A tabby cat naps in the lap of a sleeping man

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 10

When the laxative finally hits

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 7

This was the post I saw right after yours. I think you’re mostly right, but I don’t think he has any strong moral principles that might get him to swim against the current.

Sen. Ron Johnson on birthright citizenship:
"The Constitution is not a suicide pact.
Unfortunately, the leftists and Democrats in our country are treating it that way."

Jayne, attempting irony@eyegah· Apr 5