samantha

@f-zero

joshi and JRPGs and karaoke, apparently she/her we can run to the end of the world twitch.tv/indextic discord: indextic formerly: masakados @ twitter xenogears @ cohost

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samantha@f-zero· 23d

is this really where we're at now? youtubers making videos called I Tried To Play A Game The Normal Way?

youtube video titled I Tried to Beat the First Zelda Completely Blind

samantha@f-zero· 27d

hahaha this is so sick check these out. i wish i had been able to get more!

12 wcw 1991 trading cards featuring two ric flairs, two southern boys, the steiners, sting, sid vicious, missy hyatt, doom, flyin brian, arn anderson, and el gigante

the backsides of all the previously mentioned cards

samantha@f-zero· 28d

mariustargaryen: Most of the deathmatches are extreme because of the weapons and the blood but for me, Samoa Joe vs. Necro Butcher in IWA-MS takes the cake. It was ungodly brutal despite being under 10 minutes. Necro's brains turned into cheesecake after that.

NecrovsJoe: Love that match so much I made it my username.

gapedoutpeehole: Guess what i love

samantha@f-zero· Jul 8

i actually screamed at this one what the FUCK

samantha@f-zero· Jul 8

THIS IS THE SICKEST SHIT IN THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

samantha@f-zero· Jul 8

god is there anything cooler than an exploding barbed wire deathmatch? just look at this shit. they teased this for 10 minutes

samantha@f-zero· Jul 8

god she looks cool

combat toyoda in a black and red robe with red dyed hair and black lipstick. a subtitle reads "This day has finally come."

samantha@f-zero· Jul 6

best clip i ever got. i can't stop fucking laughing

samantha@f-zero· Jun 25

cool thing i got yesterday

samantha@f-zero· Jun 14

yooooo check what they got at the arcade!!! .....should i get some.....

samantha@f-zero· May 22

screenshot from the many adventures of winnie the pooh. piglet sits in christopher robin's arms smiling with his eyes closed

samantha@f-zero· May 13

here's are some recent images of me that i think you will like

samantha@f-zero· May 12

check out what i spotted at work

a roaster pan with "do u like 67" written in pen on the label

samantha@f-zero· May 9

yeah i'm never beating this that's six septendecillion coins (6,668,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000)

cloverpit screenshot. game end screen showing a bunch of stats, charms, and phone abilities.

v1.4.11
seed: 2565328593
play time: 169' 30"
deadlines cleared: 17
spins performed: 462
coins earned: 6.6686E+051
tickets earned: 3,500
lucky charms bought: 44
memory card: screen addiction

samantha@f-zero· May 9

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cloverpit screenshot. the slot machine has rolled a 666, losing me 3.0343E+033 coins. i do not have a concept of how big that number is

samantha@f-zero· May 9

i find myself in an unlosable situation

cloverpit screenshot showing the symbols information. diamonds are at 91% chance to spawn and are worth 193,986,560 coins

cloverpit screenshot showing the patterns values. jackpot is valued at 1.6739E+017. i don't know what number that is

samantha@f-zero· Apr 1

yakuza 5 screenshot. a man in a santa costume lies on the ground. a textbox titled Santa reads "Urgh... I got beat up by a gang of Santa hunters."

samantha@f-zero· Apr 1

🤯

yakuza 5 screenshot. saejima stands across from tatsuya. a textbox titled Saejima reads "So, cooking is a combination of ingredients? I'll try remembering that when I eat."

samantha@f-zero· Apr 1

wait a minute i know her

yakuza 5 screenshot. saejima stands facing a snow statue of what looks like hatsune miku

samantha@f-zero· Mar 31

look how visible i am

samantha@f-zero· Mar 30

please send help. i can't keep doing this

cookie clicker screenshot showing a bank of 329.454 quattuordecillion cookies. that's 329,454,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cookies if i counted my zeroes correctly

samantha@f-zero· Mar 29

it's once again time to say hello to "samantha" on her break. try it!

samantha@f-zero· Mar 28

YEAH!!! FUCK IT!!! WE HUNTING IN A FUCKING YAKUZA GAME!!!!!!

yakuza 5 screenshot. saejima stands in a snowy forest holding a rifle

yakuza 5 screenshot. first person perspective looking down the barrel of a rifle at a deer

samantha@f-zero· Mar 25

who the hell are these 0.5% of people who clicked the big cookie less than 15 times and said "yeah that's enough cookie clicker for me"

cookie clicker global achievement stats

the first achievement is called "Wake and bake" and is unlocked by baking one cookie in one ascension, with a 100% unlock rate

the second achievement is called "Click" and is unlocked by having one cursor, with a 99.5% unlock rate

samantha@f-zero· Mar 23

kinda disappointed this menu screen doesn't change which character is shown based on how far you are in the story. like why am i even seeing kiryu here when i'm not gonna see him again until presumably the end of the game

yakuza 5 menu screen. kiryu stands to the right of the menu options

samantha@f-zero· Mar 22

check this sick prize i won at karaoke

samantha@f-zero· Mar 17

i think i'm about to eat the worst thing i've ever eaten

samantha@f-zero· Mar 13

yeah. sure. fuck it. story-required racing minigame

yakuza 5 screenshot. a preview of a race track is shown against a background of two cars driving side by side

samantha@f-zero· Feb 21

critics are saying "those are massive hoops"

samantha@f-zero· Feb 21

this is the hottest woman in fallout 4 and it's not even close