
What in the phoenix nights is this!!?

Andy Burnham unveils his Minister for AI

Patient today had the GOAT washbag with him

Just been savaged by a vicious beast
The beast in question

Urgent DBS check for John

Doctor had to lie to get her wedding off and her supervisor is a cunt of a grass.
There - fixed it for you.

I think we genuinely are cursed you know.
Not saying I’d be happy if we where in the position of celebrating promotion or anything, but fuck me. It’s absolutely miserable supporting us.

Barry Can’t Swim’s latest insta post
🔥 🔥 🔥

Treating the missus to the PERFECT RIM 👀 on Maaa’s Day

WE DEMAND ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!!