💋 Miss Kitty
@fairyxkitten
“Stop following me” -Cass Turtle Island Inhabitant {She—they—sir} 🏴☠️ 🏳️🌈 🏕️ 🧿
Recently got back on FB since it’s the only reliable place for marketplace in the south Sometimes it doesn’t disappoint
My precious baby has her snip snip appt coming up in two weeks. It’s almost like I’m a responsible pet owner or something 🥺
I made my cat a resume so she can start taking care of me, mommy needs a break. I provide ‘pay what you can’ graphic design services if anyone wants to avoid getting passed over for using AI flyers.
Adventure Cat 🐈⬛ Adventure Cat 🐈⬛ Does whatever an Adventure Cat does 🐈⬛ Can she swing from a web? 🕸️ No she can’t- she’s a cat LOOK OUT!!!
Imagine wearing this to the opening of the OPL And you all want her back in the WH 🙄
“And let me just tell you being good is really annoying. Normally at a place like this, I'd be pounding Harvey Wallbangers and checking out the bartender's ass. Now all I wanna do is sip club sodas and send her to college.” #Caturday #supernatural #Charlie #blue
If #UBI was a thing this might not be as dystopian to see on my search feed #magic #pay #aijobs #futuristic
And we didn’t even have to wait until the shitstain was removed from office
Googles — well @duckduckgo.com — “what health conditions don’t allow you to fly” Lots of viable options there
Can someone tell @duckduckgo.com to put a search function in the tab section? 😭
Men have never been the smarter sex, explains how we got here. #BetweenTheLines Check out this new game I’ve been playing @worldreborngame.bsky.social