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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Jun 10

The TSA says they have a new program where you don't have to remove your shoes.

A human who is headfirst in a TSA scanner with their boots sticking out.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· May 1

Look how well the Trump passport and Azerbaijan passport stamp work together.

The Trump passport with a Azerbaijan passport stamp lined up to give Trump a Hitler moustache.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Apr 5

Oldie but still true. #ohio #jesus

This is a cartoon. In the first panel, Jesus is in front of the tomb with the stone rolled back, saying "I am risen." The second panel shows Jesus crossing his arms because he is cold and he says "brrrrrrrr." In the 3rd panel he has gone back inside the tomb rolling the stone in front of the opening. The artist is holyjuan. The date is April 8th, 2007

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Jan 30

photo of Text that says Trump explains that representative ilhan
Omar probably paid someone to squirt liquid on her because that's how he gets it done.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Oct 31

If you are looking for something to do in Columbus tonight, check out the Halloween Taproom Takeover at the St James Tavern. Mom was my #1 fan and loved to see all the OGP plays. Please go and laugh loudly, like she did. www.facebook.com/events/19807...

Mom with our family at the St. James Tavern for OGP's short play night.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Oct 19

I still don't see how this answer was incorrect.

A child's homework problem marked incorrect. The instructions say, "include units in your answer" and they provided an answer of "2400 units." Units was in the answer! There is correction in pen that says "cubic inches."

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Sep 27

I hate to tell the owner of this Airbnb, but I absolutely flushed more than toilet paper down this toilet.

A sign in a bathroom that reads please do not flush anything down the toilet except toilet paper thank you.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Sep 24

Well, we know it's not Dogwood.

Firewood with a label that says bark free firewood.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Aug 28

I'm on it!

Me with a Jackie O's beer mug, half empty, getting ready towatch the OU vs Rutgers game.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Jul 16

I will not be caught dead buying a concrete tile for my cat. I'll just steal this guy's.

A man standing in line at Lowe's. waiting to check out to purchase a concrete square slab that I assume is for his cat.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Jul 6

A bunch of dudes faking like they enjoy Malort.

Five men with shots of Malort, a horrible whiskey.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Jun 29

You suck!

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Jun 28

It is official: The first Palmerfest was in October 6th of 1990.

two pages from a photo album. there is a label at the top of the first page that says Palmer Fest one October 6th, 1990. there are several photos cut out so that they're not rectangular and they fit in the page better. some are of close-ups of partygoers drinking beers. others are distance shots from the second story window of 19 Palmer showing the crowds.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Jun 21

The Trump administration has released images of Iran's mobile nuclear bomb manufacturing facilities.

An illustration of mobile production facilities that Colin Powell used during the Iraq war to justify going to war. The words chemical have been replaced by the words nuke handwritten.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· May 29

Watching a guy record a video he will never watch.

A man holding up a camera at a concert recording the stage

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· May 17

I just found the casket for people who die from embarrassment when caught driving a Cyber Truck.

an advertisement for a hyper casket which is a stainless steel casket with very sharp corners and a peaked lid that resembles a cyber truck

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· May 4

I was just at a restaurant that had these very cool keg urinals. They were very fun, but I've got to tell you, it was very difficult to get my penis in the hole at the top so that I was able to pee.

A keg of beer that has been cut open and modified so that it can be used as a urinal. there is a hole at the top where the beer normally would have come out and the front is cut away.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Apr 15

In an alternate universe, JD Vance saves his lover from being dropped.

A photoshopped photo of JD Vance catching a couch cushion before it drops to the ground during an event in front of the White House.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Apr 11

Did you know the post office has jewelry? Check out my $73 ring!

A man's hand showing off a roll of 100 stamps on his ring finger.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Apr 5

Dear Tall Guy at The Concert: you don't have to be in the first row to see the show like the rest of us.

A tall man in the front row of a concert who could be several rows back.

Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch· Mar 29

2013 was a great year for semi-popular social media account owners. I was invited to fun events like tastings, social mixers, and bar/restaurant openings. I was at a Drink Up Columbus event for the opening of 16-Bit Bar when the Columbus Dispatch caught Fake Dispatch playing Tapper. Good times.